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posted 3/1/2009 5:47:07 PM |
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  Xien607

Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE (or PMS) does it take to change a light bulb?



A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!



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zena343

Mar 1 @ 6:06PM  
LOL, I love it!! I think you hit the nail on the head.....kudos to ya
1bunny629

Mar 1 @ 6:30PM  
are you ok?
lunanegra

Mar 1 @ 7:30PM  
Yeah,pretty much.
onehornytoad69

Mar 1 @ 8:08PM  
PinkToeNails

Mar 1 @ 8:56PM  
Xien!! You're looking for a fight aren't you?!?!?! lol


that was funny!!!
dumblonde

Mar 1 @ 9:08PM  
and how is this working for you????
fantasyfactory

Mar 1 @ 10:04PM  
Probably smacked in the head by a falling toilet seat while trying to play in the water as a child. Time to move on......
StraddleMyNose

Mar 1 @ 10:06PM  
Reading the answer made me think of liberals...
lunanegra

Mar 1 @ 10:23PM  
Shawn,don't make it political when it doesn't have to be. Its just a joke,take that bipartisan crap somewhere else.
StraddleMyNose

Mar 1 @ 10:31PM  
Shawn,don't make it political when it doesn't have to be. Its just a joke,take that bipartisan crap somewhere else
It was a joke, Luna. If you don't like it take your ass somewhere else where there's plenty of p.c. Like I said, it was meant as humor, and I put that face there at the end of it to let people know it was a joke. Going to start more unwanted negative drama on here? Well, I'm not down with that shit! Learn to lighten' up!
Sunshine79

Mar 2 @ 2:38PM  
OMG, that was funny and so fuckin' true!!!!
casuallylooking

Mar 2 @ 2:52PM  
EXACTLY!!! lol
lunanegra

Mar 2 @ 3:27PM  
It was a joke, Luna. If you don't like it take your ass somewhere else where there's plenty of p.c

Fuck you,freak. This is my home. YOU take your bipartisan trolling somewhere else. You made it political when you mentioned something irrelevant to the the joke. Also,Republicans sounded like that on November 4th. Boo hoo,wah wah.

I apologize for jacking this gentleman's blog,but Shawn...? Go to hell,okay?
StraddleMyNose

Mar 2 @ 3:47PM  
Fuck you,freak. This is my home. YOU take your bipartisan trolling somewhere else. You made it political when you mentioned something irrelevant to the the joke. Also,Republicans sounded like that on November 4th. Boo hoo,wah wah.

I apologize for jacking this gentleman's blog,but Shawn...? Go to hell,okay?

Seems like every fucking site is your home. How many sites are you on again, 28? I'm not the one that's going around whining about every little fucking thing like you are. You and your pissy comments on my blogs about whether or not their reruns. I have seen some comments from you that are political in some of the blogs the last few days. I roll my eyes and move on. You want to continue acting like an emo and tell the whole world your depressing life story, feel free, but you start causing drama on here in the sake of getting attention at someone else's expense, I don't think so. Yeah, I'm a freak, so what, people know what I am here. Personally I think you spend too much on so many sites that you honestly don't live in the real world. I thought this was settled last night between us since you had been on and never bothered commenting back. Why comment now? Are you that fucking bored? I will continue posting on my friends blogs whether or not my comments are political correct or not. And Luna, when it gets a little too hot for you to handle, are you going to cancel out again and come back on here a day or two later. I swear, I have known many drama queens on here, but you're starting to rank right up at the top with this shit! I'm not going to continue this little spat between us. If you want to exchange some words with each other, lets do it privately in the emails. People are here to have fun, not for the negative drama!
StraddleMyNose

Mar 2 @ 4:31PM  
Luna, I'm not sure what else set you off today other than my comment. I'm not going to continue arguing with you in the blogs. Like I stated, I thought that things were done between us since you commented on my last two blogs overnight. Life is way too short, so try to cheer up!

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