Out of the mouth of babes!
I don't care who the comedian is, the joke writer, the cartoonist,
NOBODY is funnier than children are naturally! Love it!
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings
are the only animals that stutter," she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it,
he jumped over the fence into our yard"!!
"That must've been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went
Sssss, Sssss, Sssss and before she could say "Sh_t", the Rottweiler
The teacher had to leave the room....
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