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posted 2/24/2009 5:39:44 PM |
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  Xien607

Out of the mouth of babes!


I don't care who the comedian is, the joke writer, the cartoonist,
NOBODY is funnier than children are naturally! Love it!


Stutter

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings
are the only animals that stutter," she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it,
he jumped over the fence into our yard"!!

"That must've been scary," said the teacher.

"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went
Sssss, Sssss, Sssss and before she could say "Sh_t", the Rottweiler
ate her!!!!

The teacher had to leave the room....

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max49

Feb 24 @ 5:45PM  
FriendlyKitten

Feb 24 @ 6:32PM  
StraddleMyNose

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Feb 24 @ 6:39PM  
Now that was funny...

The only thing I didn't like about this joke was this last part
the Rottweiler
ate her!!!!

Me being a catlover and all. But it was a funny joke otherwise.
Xien607

Feb 24 @ 6:43PM  
Just so everyone knows, I own cats and love them dearly. I had to think twice about posting this joke.
fortysixandtwo

Feb 24 @ 7:17PM  
Sunshine79

Feb 24 @ 7:47PM  
Ok, now I have never heard that......OMG, hilarious, thank you Sir!!! Greenie too!
PinkToeNails

Feb 24 @ 8:07PM  
lol I love cats too.... but that was funny!!
Lisa46

Feb 24 @ 9:12PM  
I love cats and dogs and I loved the joke
rdsingle

Feb 24 @ 9:52PM  
wonderful
selectusername

Feb 24 @ 11:40PM  
I always like a good pussy joke!!
texastigress

Feb 25 @ 7:07AM  
I agree with Shawn because I'm a cat-lover too, but it was pretty funny.

texastigress tosses a greenie X's way...
onehornytoad69

Feb 25 @ 7:23AM  
dmbchick420

Feb 25 @ 12:24PM  
LOL! Cute!
zena343

Feb 25 @ 2:06PM  
poor poor kitty!!

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