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In Honor Of Stupid

posted 2/24/2009 9:41:54 AM |
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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

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Feb 24 @ 9:46AM  
Thank you darlin'. That made my day.

Feb 24 @ 9:59AM  
Stupidty at its finest!!

It's truly amazing isn't it?!?!??!?!

Thanks for sharing Sunshine!

Feb 24 @ 11:10AM  
Thanks for the Morning Laugh, Sunshine

Feb 24 @ 11:12AM  
cute... thx!

Feb 24 @ 11:18AM  
On my wheelchair there was a bright red warning sticker that said Do Not Use On Stairs. You just know someone was dumb enough to try that to make that warning necessary,

Great Blog,

Feb 24 @ 1:05PM  
That is so pitifully true. But funny!

I can't believe this one wasn't on the list since it comes from the lady who sued McDonald's over the hot coffee:

"Caution Contents Extremely Hot"

Can anyone say "DUH"

Feb 24 @ 2:08PM  
On the box of the Pedi-Paws tool for manicuring your dog and cat.. "do not insert this device into any body orifice." Ummmm yeah.

Feb 24 @ 2:22PM  
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

So, where's the Outer Space section of lights....

Feb 24 @ 2:28PM  
Maybe they are just trying to let you know that stuffing them up your ass will not make your eyes glow?

Feb 24 @ 2:33PM  
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
....I smell marijuana!

Feb 24 @ 2:34PM  

Feb 24 @ 3:59PM  
Yeah, it's called dumbing down in society. Seems like where lawsuits and more stupid people in the world today, they had to do something.

I would laugh, but it's actually sad....

...oh hell, I'll laugh anyway!

Feb 24 @ 9:33PM  
On automotive belts. The back of the carboard wrapper says. Do not install belt on car with engine running.

Feb 25 @ 11:53AM  

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."

You don't say??? Peanuts contain nuts???

Feb 26 @ 5:29AM  
pfft * puffs out chest...
thats ok then, my chainsaw isn't swedish

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