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In Honor Of Stupid People.....lol

posted 2/24/2009 9:41:54 AM |
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  Sunshine79

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

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max49

Feb 24 @ 9:46AM  
Thank you darlin'. That made my day.
PinkToeNails

Feb 24 @ 9:59AM  
Stupidty at its finest!!

It's truly amazing isn't it?!?!??!?!



Thanks for sharing Sunshine!
Xien607

Feb 24 @ 11:10AM  
Thanks for the Morning Laugh, Sunshine
onehornytoad69

Feb 24 @ 11:12AM  
cute... thx!
FriendlyKitten

Feb 24 @ 11:18AM  
On my wheelchair there was a bright red warning sticker that said Do Not Use On Stairs. You just know someone was dumb enough to try that to make that warning necessary,


Great Blog,
sugarnspice005

Feb 24 @ 1:05PM  
That is so pitifully true. But funny!

I can't believe this one wasn't on the list since it comes from the lady who sued McDonald's over the hot coffee:

"Caution Contents Extremely Hot"

Can anyone say "DUH"
theSkwirl

Feb 24 @ 2:08PM  
On the box of the Pedi-Paws tool for manicuring your dog and cat.. "do not insert this device into any body orifice." Ummmm yeah.
DarkKnightWalking

Feb 24 @ 2:22PM  
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

So, where's the Outer Space section of lights....
theSkwirl

Feb 24 @ 2:28PM  
Maybe they are just trying to let you know that stuffing them up your ass will not make your eyes glow?
1bunny629

Feb 24 @ 2:33PM  
....
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
....I smell marijuana!
zena343

Feb 24 @ 2:34PM  
StraddleMyNose

online now!
Feb 24 @ 3:59PM  
Yeah, it's called dumbing down in society. Seems like where lawsuits and more stupid people in the world today, they had to do something.

I would laugh, but it's actually sad....

...oh hell, I'll laugh anyway!
rdsingle

Feb 24 @ 9:33PM  
On automotive belts. The back of the carboard wrapper says. Do not install belt on car with engine running.
dmbchick420

Feb 25 @ 11:53AM  
LOL!

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."

You don't say??? Peanuts contain nuts???
tassie1

Feb 26 @ 5:29AM  
pfft * puffs out chest...
thats ok then, my chainsaw isn't swedish

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