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posted 2/23/2009 11:48:25 PM |
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  borty293

There was an explosion at the sewage plant in Calgary today.

As many of you know, I suffer from a severe fecal phobia and am just beside myself with worry.

The Emergency Response Team advised there could be a leakage of hydrogen sulfide and methane gases.

I guess it's sorta like a great big fart...so it's best to stay indoors.

They took one of the workers to the hospital...can't imagine what kind of shitty condition he is in.

I have to go to the bathroom but I"m just gonna hold it till things blow over.

Wish me luck....Professor Pan.T.Borty.

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1bunny629

Feb 23 @ 11:51PM  
Put a diaper over your face and you'll be good to go!
StraddleMyNose

Feb 23 @ 11:55PM  
Yeah, I wish ya luck and hope you survive this tragedy
blakknight420

Feb 24 @ 12:09AM  
a diaper over his face.....come on you could of come up with a better plan than that putting a diaper over his face will just suffocate him BUt it will have extra padding so it will feel soft on his skin as hes dying.....lol GET A GAS MASK OR SOMETHING

BUT THIS BLOG WAS PRETTY FUNnY lol fecal phobia HAHA ahhh thats good stuff
Linda318

Feb 24 @ 5:41AM  
This really happened in a town in Missouri.

http://www.kmbc.com/news/18763864/detail.html
onehornytoad69

Feb 24 @ 6:49AM  
Oh Crap.... Run Man...Run!!!!!!!!!!
max49

Feb 24 @ 9:49AM  
Good luck Professor Pan.T.Borty. I hope everything uhh umm comes out okay.
sugarnspice005

Feb 24 @ 1:16PM  
Hurry! Wrap your house with plastic wrap! It will keep the stink out!















theSkwirl

Feb 24 @ 2:02PM  
Make a gas mask out of seventeen layers of 2 ply toilet paper! That always fixes a shitty issue.

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