There was an explosion at the sewage plant in Calgary today.
As many of you know, I suffer from a severe fecal phobia and am just beside myself with worry.
The Emergency Response Team advised there could be a leakage of hydrogen sulfide and methane gases.
I guess it's sorta like a great big fart...so it's best to stay indoors.
They took one of the workers to the hospital...can't imagine what kind of shitty condition he is in.
I have to go to the bathroom but I"m just gonna hold it till things blow over.
Wish me luck....Professor Pan.T.Borty.
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1bunny629
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Feb 23 @ 11:51PM
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Put a diaper over your face and you'll be good to go! 
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StraddleMyNose
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Feb 23 @ 11:55PM
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Yeah, I wish ya luck and hope you survive this tragedy 
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blakknight420
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Feb 24 @ 12:09AM
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a diaper over his face.....come on you could of come up with a better plan than that putting a diaper over his face will just suffocate him BUt it will have extra padding so it will feel soft on his skin as hes dying.....lol GET A GAS MASK OR SOMETHING
BUT THIS BLOG WAS PRETTY FUNnY lol fecal phobia HAHA ahhh thats good stuff
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Linda318
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Feb 24 @ 5:41AM
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This really happened in a town in Missouri.
http://www.kmbc.com/news/18763864/detail.html
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onehornytoad69
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Feb 24 @ 6:49AM
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Oh Crap.... Run Man...Run!!!!!!!!!!
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max49
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Feb 24 @ 9:49AM
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Good luck Professor Pan.T.Borty. I hope everything uhh umm comes out okay.
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sugarnspice005
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Feb 24 @ 1:16PM
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Hurry! Wrap your house with plastic wrap! It will keep the stink out!
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theSkwirl
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Feb 24 @ 2:02PM
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Make a gas mask out of seventeen layers of 2 ply toilet paper! That always fixes a shitty issue.
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