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posted 2/21/2009 7:53:32 PM |
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  the_Donald_2

Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted toward how best to spice up their sex lives. After much discussion , they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role playing.

The following week they met up again to compare notes. Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said: "Last Friday at the end of the workday I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it, and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!"

The engaged woman giggled and said: "That's pretty much my story! When my fiance got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose, and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"

The married woman put her glass down and said: "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings, and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down, and yelled: "Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?"

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hot4you120

Feb 22 @ 9:12AM  
lol thats some funny shit man
onehornytoad69

Feb 22 @ 9:37AM  
is that when she shot him?
selectusername

Feb 22 @ 3:40PM  
I find it shockingly inconsiderate that he blatantly
ignored her obvious invitation for sexual adventure

and chose an alcoholic beverage as an alternative!
DesertSmile

Feb 22 @ 6:58PM  
Closer to the truth than many might want to believe
StraddleMyNose

Feb 23 @ 2:04AM  
That was pretty funny!

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