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Man awakes with crochet needle stuck into urethra

posted 2/20/2009 8:42:06 AM |
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  dmbchick420

I heard this story on the radio this morning......gives new meaning to needle dick eh?

A Limestone County Sheriff’s deputy was called late Wednesday night to Huntsville Hospital to take an unusual report from a man who told officers he’d awakened with a crochet needle stuck into his urethra.

The man, who is not being named pending investigation, said he went to sleep with an ex-girlfriend and when he awakened, the needle was completely embedded, said Limestone County Sheriff Mike Blakely.

“He stated to our officer he didn’t know how it got there,” the sheriff said.

“He and the girlfriend had been drinking and it was there when he woke up. It was inserted all the way in.”

Doctors at the hospital X-rayed the man and then removed the object, Blakely said.

The call came in at about 11 p.m. Wednesday night.

Investigators are looking into the incident.

Article from here.

It was in all the way?!?!?!?! Holy crap...the poor guy! I could never do that to somebody....no matter how bad they pissed me off!

Apparently, people are into that sort of thing too....it's called urethral play. I had never even heard of it until they mentioned it on the radio after talking about this story about how people actually LIKE that sort of thing. NO THANKS

Dare I ask if anyone here would actually want an object put in their urethra?

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PinkToeNails

Feb 20 @ 8:50AM  
Not no but HELL NO!!!

That's insane!!!
Xien607

Feb 20 @ 9:04AM  
Those are the kind of people I stay away from !
McBunman

Feb 20 @ 9:31AM  
Just reading that makes me squirm. Owwww!!!!!!!!
soft_touch938

Feb 20 @ 9:50AM  
It's strange you brought that up. I just heard the other day that now they can gradually stretch a woman's uretha with instruments that start small and go to larger and larger until her uretha is large enough for a man to insert his penis.

One, I can't see that as being possible and two....if so...THEY'RE FUCKIN' NUTS!!!

Anyone heard about this???
selectusername

Feb 20 @ 9:54AM  
Does this mean the relationship is over?

The Sheriff prolly asked for her phone number!!
dmbchick420

Feb 20 @ 9:56AM  
It's strange you brought that up. I just heard the other day that now they can gradually stretch a woman's uretha with instruments that start small and go to larger and larger until her uretha is large enough for a man to insert his penis.

One, I can't see that as being possible and two....if so...THEY'RE FUCKIN' NUTS!!!

Anyone heard about this???

Never heard of that. Why on EARTH would a woman want a man's penis in her urethra? I wouldn't think you would get any sexual pleasure from that at all....and what about getting a urinary tract infection?!?!?! YUCK!!!
onehornytoad69

Feb 20 @ 10:05AM  
Wow thats fucked up!!!
I do wonder if it was the GF... or an X GF (someone other than the one he was drinking with!) who did that? Hey I Love CSI...what can I say?!!!

Maybe they could solve this!!
fantasyfactory

Feb 20 @ 10:23AM  
Sounds more like the Ex GF was getting even. I cant imagine what the man did to deserve that.
Sunshine79

Feb 20 @ 11:05AM  
That is just gross. How could you not wake up??
selectusername

Feb 20 @ 11:19AM  
Do a search for "Amazing Ty", she makes porn
doing what you just described.

I'm ordering the whole collection!!
dmbchick420

Feb 20 @ 1:37PM  
Okay, I did, but I didn't click the "enter" button. I don't even think I can look, but if you guys want to.....click here for peehole sex.

Blech.
zena343

Feb 20 @ 3:30PM  
I am so with Sunshine, how can one not feel that!!
PinkToeNails

Feb 20 @ 3:50PM  
Okay... so I had to take a look........... fucking what?!??!?!?!?

Well she just looks like a skank!! I bet that bitch pisses and shits herself everday! I can't imagine she doesn't... It's disgusting!

I would never entertain that kind of sex!
Cootiesprayer

Feb 20 @ 3:56PM  
It just goes to show what sick kind of needs people seem to have in this world. Wow, that would have to be painful.
selectusername

Feb 20 @ 4:34PM  
Prudes!!!
StraddleMyNose

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Feb 20 @ 7:31PM  
Man, talk about fucked up people!
soft_touch938

Feb 21 @ 12:47AM  
This is the way I look at it....I have only 2 holes available for men's pleasure and if that ain't enough to suit them then they need to look elsewhere. Penetration of the uretha? That is fuckin' CRAZY...not to mention unhealthy, painful and downright disgusting!

I also learned about another procedure when I went to a site about this shit...I guess it's more common than I realized the activity of introducing things into the uretha. It's common practice among homosexual men. They even have a name for it and all kinds of objects....made of glass and metal, some curved, some smaller called "bullets" with strings attached to them for removal.

Just when I think I've heard it all................ What a crazy fuckin' world!
earthquake501

Mar 5 @ 3:34PM  
In talking to some WWII vets, this was a common type of torture. Especially when a slim glass tube was inserted, then broken once inside.
1bunny629

Mar 5 @ 3:41PM  
at least the ones that do it have gotten smart enough to attach stings or something of the like for EASE of removal...I mean if your going to do something like that, Ya don't want it permenntly stuck!

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Man awakes with crochet needle stuck into urethra