I heard this story on the radio this morning......gives new meaning to needle dick eh? 
A Limestone County Sheriff’s deputy was called late Wednesday night to Huntsville Hospital to take an unusual report from a man who told officers he’d awakened with a crochet needle stuck into his urethra.
The man, who is not being named pending investigation, said he went to sleep with an ex-girlfriend and when he awakened, the needle was completely embedded, said Limestone County Sheriff Mike Blakely.
“He stated to our officer he didn’t know how it got there,” the sheriff said.
“He and the girlfriend had been drinking and it was there when he woke up. It was inserted all the way in.”
Doctors at the hospital X-rayed the man and then removed the object, Blakely said.
The call came in at about 11 p.m. Wednesday night.
Investigators are looking into the incident.
Article from here.
It was in all the way?!?!?!?! Holy crap...the poor guy! I could never do that to somebody....no matter how bad they pissed me off!
Apparently, people are into that sort of thing too....it's called urethral play. I had never even heard of it until they mentioned it on the radio after talking about this story about how people actually LIKE that sort of thing. NO THANKS 
Dare I ask if anyone here would actually want an object put in their urethra? 
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PinkToeNails
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Feb 20 @ 8:50AM
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Not no but HELL NO!!!
That's insane!!!
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Xien607
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Feb 20 @ 9:04AM
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Those are the kind of people I stay away from !
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McBunman
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Feb 20 @ 9:31AM
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Just reading that makes me squirm. Owwww!!!!!!!! 
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soft_touch938
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Feb 20 @ 9:50AM
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It's strange you brought that up. I just heard the other day that now they can gradually stretch a woman's uretha with instruments that start small and go to larger and larger until her uretha is large enough for a man to insert his penis.
One, I can't see that as being possible and two....if so...THEY'RE FUCKIN' NUTS!!!
Anyone heard about this???
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selectusername
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Feb 20 @ 9:54AM
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Does this mean the relationship is over?
The Sheriff prolly asked for her phone number!!
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dmbchick420
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Feb 20 @ 9:56AM
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It's strange you brought that up. I just heard the other day that now they can gradually stretch a woman's uretha with instruments that start small and go to larger and larger until her uretha is large enough for a man to insert his penis.
One, I can't see that as being possible and two....if so...THEY'RE FUCKIN' NUTS!!!
Anyone heard about this???
Never heard of that. Why on EARTH would a woman want a man's penis in her urethra? I wouldn't think you would get any sexual pleasure from that at all....and what about getting a urinary tract infection?!?!?! YUCK!!!
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onehornytoad69
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Feb 20 @ 10:05AM
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Wow thats fucked up!!!
I do wonder if it was the GF... or an X GF (someone other than the one he was drinking with!) who did that?  Hey I Love CSI...what can I say?!!! 
Maybe they could solve this!! 
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fantasyfactory
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Feb 20 @ 10:23AM
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Sounds more like the Ex GF was getting even. I cant imagine what the man did to deserve that. 
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Sunshine79
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Feb 20 @ 11:05AM
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That is just gross. How could you not wake up??
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selectusername
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Feb 20 @ 11:19AM
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Do a search for "Amazing Ty", she makes porn
doing what you just described.
I'm ordering the whole collection!!
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dmbchick420
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Feb 20 @ 1:37PM
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Okay, I did, but I didn't click the "enter" button. I don't even think I can look, but if you guys want to.....click here for peehole sex.
Blech.
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zena343
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Feb 20 @ 3:30PM
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I am so with Sunshine, how can one not feel that!!
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PinkToeNails
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Feb 20 @ 3:50PM
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Okay... so I had to take a look........... fucking what?!??!?!?!?
Well she just looks like a skank!! I bet that bitch pisses and shits herself everday! I can't imagine she doesn't... It's disgusting!
I would never entertain that kind of sex! 
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Cootiesprayer
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Feb 20 @ 3:56PM
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It just goes to show what sick kind of needs people seem to have in this world. Wow, that would have to be painful. 
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selectusername
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Feb 20 @ 4:34PM
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Prudes!!!
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StraddleMyNose
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Feb 20 @ 7:31PM
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Man, talk about fucked up people!
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soft_touch938
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Feb 21 @ 12:47AM
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This is the way I look at it....I have only 2 holes available for men's pleasure and if that ain't enough to suit them then they need to look elsewhere. Penetration of the uretha? That is fuckin' CRAZY...not to mention unhealthy, painful and downright disgusting!
I also learned about another procedure when I went to a site about this shit...I guess it's more common than I realized the activity of introducing things into the uretha. It's common practice among homosexual men. They even have a name for it and all kinds of objects....made of glass and metal, some curved, some smaller called "bullets" with strings attached to them for removal.
Just when I think I've heard it all................  What a crazy fuckin' world!
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earthquake501
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Mar 5 @ 3:34PM
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In talking to some WWII vets, this was a common type of torture. Especially when a slim glass tube was inserted, then broken once inside.
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1bunny629
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Mar 5 @ 3:41PM
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at least the ones that do it have gotten smart enough to attach stings or something of the like for EASE of removal...I mean if your going to do something like that, Ya don't want it permenntly stuck! 
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