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A short love story

posted 2/19/2009 2:36:34 PM |
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  dmbchick420

I haven't been a woman of many words this week....I haven't had anything interesting or thought provocative to say, but this gave me a laugh and hopefully it will for you too. If it doesn't, you can spank me...how's that?

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,..... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!..................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. ..............'Get your own fucking blanket.'

After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.

The End

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manwithoutahorse

Feb 19 @ 2:40PM  
I got a laugh out of it...but volunteer to spank you anyway .
lunanegra

Feb 19 @ 2:58PM  
Funny stuff,but let's not talk about spanking,please?
selectusername

Feb 19 @ 3:08PM  
Ooooooh, she talked dirty to him...

I bet he spanked her!!
StraddleMyNose

Feb 19 @ 3:41PM  



I haven't been a woman of many words this week....I haven't had anything interesting or thought provocative to say


No, you're kidding?

Get over here so I can spank your ass!
PinkToeNails

Feb 19 @ 3:53PM  


That was too funny!
casuallylooking

Feb 19 @ 4:21PM  
I'll bet he snored the rest of the night too...........

If it doesn't, you can spank me...how's that?
wondering how many laughed and denied it so they get to spank DMB lol
theSkwirl

Feb 19 @ 10:11PM  
Bend over baby.
bandengor

Feb 19 @ 10:15PM  
they have blankets?

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A short love story