I haven't been a woman of many words this week....I haven't had anything interesting or thought provocative to say, but this gave me a laugh and hopefully it will for you too. If it doesn't, you can spank me...how's that? 
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,..... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!..................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. ..............'Get your own fucking blanket.'
After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.
The End
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