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A Bottle of Wine

posted 2/18/2009 4:48:27 PM |
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, "So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God!" But you're still at fault....women shouldn't be allowed to drive.

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle before handing it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap on again and hands it back to the man.


The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

MORAL OF THE STORY:
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* Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us.



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manwithoutahorse

Feb 18 @ 4:53PM  
The first time I heard this one it was an Irishman and a Brit. I think I like it better with a man and a woman.
selectusername

Feb 18 @ 5:57PM  
You didn't finish the story...

The female cop arrived and they had a raunchy threesome!!
Nightstorm

Feb 19 @ 8:32AM  
The female cop arrived and they had a raunchy threesome!!

I heard it was a gangbang in the rescue squad van. Just goes to show you can't trust small town gossip.

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