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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
the farmer tried to figure out what to do.



Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
well needed to be covered up anyway;
it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.



He invited all his neighbors to come over and
help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
donkey realized what was happening and cried
horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
quieted down.



A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
looked down the well. He was astonished at what
he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.



As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
off and take a step up.



Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
stepped up over the edge of the well and
happily trotted off!



Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out
of the deepest wells just by not stopping,
never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up..



Remember the five simple rules to be happy:



Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.



Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.



Live simply and appreciate what you have.



Give more.



Expect less.



NOW ............



Enough of that crap . . The donkey later came back,
and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and
the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.




MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:



When you do something wrong, and try to cover
your ass, it always comes back to bite you.



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girlcountry

Feb 16 @ 9:23PM  
No shit,Sherlock!!
rdsingle

Feb 16 @ 9:23PM  
AMEN lady amen.
bandengor

Feb 16 @ 10:05PM  
if you are done with it, can I have my shovel back?
debisme

Feb 16 @ 10:36PM  
blakknight420

Feb 16 @ 11:37PM  
lmao hahaha fuckin farmer >>TAKE THAT BITCH!!! lol
1bunny629

Feb 16 @ 11:42PM  
cute moral...
Enough of that crap . . The donkey later came back,
and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and
the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.
, but it negates the first simple rule....forgive. I guess a true ass can never learn that...bunny's moral
onehornytoad69

Feb 17 @ 7:58AM  

MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:



When you do something wrong, and try to cover
your ass, it always comes back to bite you.

LOVE IT!!! thx for sharing!!!
Nightstorm

Feb 17 @ 8:46AM  
Enough of that crap . . The donkey later came back,
and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and
the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.


One could almost say no good deed goes unpunnished
zena343

Feb 17 @ 2:27PM  
PINK I LOVE IT!!!! Kudos
Sunshine79

Feb 17 @ 2:36PM  
Enough of that crap . . The donkey later came back,
and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and
the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.

StraddleMyNose

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Feb 17 @ 6:45PM  
That was a good story.

As for the moral of this story, that's twisted!
selectusername

Feb 18 @ 9:17PM  
All's well that ends well. Now the donkey is boning the

farmer's wife and everybody's much happier!

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