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  PinkToeNails

Dear Civilians,

We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the
military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand.

Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:

1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass..

2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass - real bad.

3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.

4. GUYS If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or
Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces, Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been
okay when you were seven-years-old. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.

5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt)..

6. If you witness someone calling the US Coast Guard 'non-military', Inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass..

7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) (do we really need to be remind of this?) flies by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing
your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.

8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans and we all bleed the same,
regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief (CinC).
The President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC. Regardless of political party, we have no inside track on
what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet. All we know is that when
those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep
asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your ass kicked.

9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me, so stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore could kick your ass!

10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military, but real balls are a prerequisite for the job. That reminds me- if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass!

11. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines*),'Grunt' (*Army*), 'Squid' (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers' (*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.

12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families.
Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are
literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families.
Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get it's ass kicked.
It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press.
It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
It's the Military who salutes the flag; who serves beneath the flag; whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.

13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national anthem in Spanish - kick their ass - without mercy..

AND ONE MORE:
If you received this email and didn't pass it on, guess what - you deserve to get your ass kicked!!!!
I sent this to you, because I believe in the United States of America and -
I didn't want to get my ass kicked...

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paulywalnuts

Feb 15 @ 9:20PM  
A real good one......I don't want to get my ASS kicked....I'll Pass it along
1bunny629

Feb 15 @ 9:35PM  
How about somebody saying..."what's the big deal, it's just a flag" ? yep, I say kick their lazy fat ass!
buatbu

Feb 15 @ 10:06PM  
Pink;
I agree but according to our Constitution - Bill of Rights - People have the right to be an asshole. I'm a Vet - drafted U. S. Army 1970-1972
Good Post
straddle_fun

Feb 15 @ 10:12PM  
Young Lady...your a breath of fresh air . As a Viet-nam era veteran I applaud your statements. have fought for this country and would do it again in a heartbeat..don't want any recognition ...just a little respect for doing my part...Don't disrespect our flag, country or any other member of the arm forces in from of me...Might wind up with more than an ass beating...
onehornytoad69

Feb 15 @ 10:37PM  
Long read but an good one! Thx!!!!!!!
PinkToeNails

Feb 15 @ 10:46PM  
Thank you for taking your time to read.. I know it was long and I try not to post blogs that are excrutiatingly long... but I'm glad you took the time to respond!


thanks all!
evild614

Feb 15 @ 10:50PM  
#13 is a new one I haven't seen on this list before- I'd like to meet whoever added it... and in keeping with the motif of the piece, kick their ass.
MamMan

Feb 15 @ 11:05PM  
As a TRUE veteran.....thank you for posting this blog, and, giving several reasons that someone needs to get their ass kicked!!!!

Kudos to you!!!
DarkKnightWalking

Feb 15 @ 11:48PM  
Also as a Vet...

I can gladly supply the kicking to those in need....


soonersoccer

Feb 16 @ 12:10AM  
I love America and freedom as much as anyone, but part of what I love about living here is having the freedom to burn the flag, to disrespect the anthem, insult veterans, and be a generally bad person. I don't do any of those things, but if we stop letting people do them, it won't be a country worth defending any more.
lunanegra

Feb 16 @ 1:32AM  
but if we stop letting people do them, it won't be a country worth defending any more.

Truuue. Don't kick my ass,I think this country is the best one in the world but I don't feel the need to give obescience,respect,sure but obescience,no. Just my .02.
JustLusting4u

Feb 16 @ 3:19AM  
DarkKnightWalking

Feb 16 @ 8:42AM  
burn the flag, to disrespect the anthem, insult veterans

So, its only a great country if you can be an asshole?
Fuck you.
Xien607

Feb 16 @ 8:45AM  
Great Post Pink!

As a Vet, I have kicked a few ass's for such crap

Kudo's for you :)
Xien607

Feb 16 @ 8:52AM  
having the freedom to burn the flag, to disrespect the anthem, insult veterans, and be a generally bad person


Any person that lives in America and can even think this way that it is ok should move to another country...

Period
rdsingle

Feb 16 @ 9:31AM  
I agrre with everything except licking ass. Violence is not the way. As Americans everyone has the right to freedom of choice. Good choices or bad is up to them. If they break the laws with their choices, then its up to the law. Whether we like it or not. I am not a military vetran never been in the military. Have had family who were. Was told by those who served in war. That they fought for every American and they fought for the American freedom of choice. All Americans have freedom of choice. I dont like some of those choices and I voice my opinion. But no violence. To much of that out there. I do think this is a great blog and will send it along. Thanks Pink.
evild614

Feb 16 @ 1:29PM  
So, its only a great country if you can be an asshole?
Fuck you.

Any person that lives in America and can even think this way that it is ok should move to another country...


Well, lookie at the high-and-mighty superpatriots- somebody states the opinion that the great part about being an American is the right to our opinions, and look what happens. He gets "Fuck you" and told he should move to another country.

After 230-some-odd years, the only reason we're still debating whether or not this is the greatest country on earth is because we still have dickless mouth-breathers like you running around. Sooner and Luna understand what it means to appreciate freedom more than you ever will- no matter how many people you beat up for having a more sophisticated mind than your own.
DarkKnightWalking

Feb 16 @ 1:35PM  
Know what evil? I would tell you to suck my dick. But you would.
evild614

Feb 16 @ 1:39PM  
Nope, I'd snap your skinny ass over my knee like fire kindling, take a nice big steamy shit on your face, snap a picture and mail it to all your war buddies to show them what a big, tough manly-man you turned into.
DarkKnightWalking

Feb 16 @ 1:41PM  
I'll be comin through Ohio this summer. I will let your punk ass know when. Lets see if you back it up, you little bitch. And when I get done, at least a hundred members of Rolling Thunder will be waiting for their turn next.
evild614

Feb 16 @ 1:43PM  
PM me, I'll be around. I'll send you directions.
DarkKnightWalking

Feb 16 @ 1:44PM  
Done deal.
PinkToeNails

Feb 16 @ 4:56PM  
What the hell?!?!

Yes, people do have the "right" to burn the flag, or not stand during the Pledge of Allegiance or put their hand over their heart... and people have the right to be assholes too.... but I just don't understand people who thrive on things like that? I'm not pointing fingers at anyone here.... we are all entitled to our own opinions... I guess some people are just more patriotic than others perhaps?

I didn't expect this blog to turn into a shouting match where people are ready to kick each others ass. I thought about deleting the whole blog but I'm not going to, if you would like your comments deleted, I will be happy to oblige, otherwise, I'm leaving it just as it is.

Thank you all for reading and commenting!
BlueEyes708

Feb 16 @ 5:17PM  
I Know I'm late but I needed to look these up

Proper Flag Etiquette

http://National Anthem Eqiquette, and all four verses

Yes, it is the law. GOOOGLE it yourself
zena343

Feb 16 @ 5:35PM  
Nope, I'd snap your skinny ass over my knee like fire kindling, take a nice big steamy shit on your face, snap a picture and mail it to all your war buddies to show them what a big, tough manly-man you turned into.

I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHAT FANTASY WORLD 'YOU LIVE IN'
lunanegra

Feb 16 @ 6:15PM  
Well,dust-up or not the point was all the vets who fought and died for some to have the freedom to not have proper etiquette would be in vain. To resort to violence because someone doesn't want to felate Uncle Sam would be going against the Constitution's basic principles. Far as I know,the First Amendment hasn't been repealed....hate on me,flame on me,threaten me,but I'm pretty sure I have the right to disagree.

I love being here in America,but symbolism is just symbolism. A flag is just a flag. You all take it to the extreme.
girlcountry

Feb 16 @ 7:46PM  
It may be "just a flag"....but it symbolizes all that we as Americans stand for and are proud of. Yes, we do have the right and freedom to "dis" the flag, but I wouldn't want to be in anyone's shoes when they do it and there are vets around. Do some people need their asses kicked? Hell yeah!! A lot of people take America and it's freedoms for granted. People get offended and file stupid ass lawsuits over the stupiest things, and when people do stand up for what they believe in, they are considered "kooks" or something else. We aren't Irish-American, Italian-American or African-American. We are all Americans. The only ones who can say with any authority that they are Native-Americans are just that, Native Americans. I'm tired of pepole using America for what they want and if they don't get it, they whine and cry. Grow up, get real, and take some responsibility for what you do and say and think. And again, if you want to consider the flag as just a flag, more power to ya, but don't expect me to agree with you!!

Just my opinion
rdsingle

Feb 16 @ 8:08PM  
You sure started a fire Pink. But dont take your blog away. Its wonderful. All the different opinons. This is American freedom at its best. To say what you feel or think. I think you did great.
lunanegra

Feb 16 @ 8:27PM  
I know no one will agree with me,and that's your guys right to do so. But it is also my right to not be blindly patriotic,because when I truly care for something,I'm the type to see good and bad and frankly,America isn't all what its cracked up to be.

I mean,sheesh..can't someone have a differing opinion on this site? Goddamn..
girlcountry

Feb 16 @ 9:25PM  
As rdsingle said....differing opinions is what makes America. Just don't get in an uproar when people disagree with you.
bandengor

Feb 16 @ 10:15PM  
Is there a line to do the ass kicking? My LPE's (leather Personnel carriers aka Combat Boots for you civilians) have been feeling a bit neglected.


HOO-AAHH, good post.
StraddleMyNose

Feb 19 @ 6:37PM  
Good blog! Kudos for it!
doorgunner

Feb 19 @ 9:23PM  
good to go girl don't let the few comments back you down you are a great american
jdog1234

Feb 22 @ 1:33PM  
none of these comments are relavent....open your EYEs people that is if your not such a sheep which ah goes for about 90 percent of america. Revolution is the only key. But we as pussy americans who would rather kick each others asses over whos turf it is could never join together to form " A More Perfect Union". know where that's from? War is not the answer ...neither is drugs you dumbasses that will say some sarcastic shit here. Obviously in all of history war has only cprrupted shit for the future and now we have to try to correct all that war torn history. YAH right . Have a nice day in beautiful free america. Land of the insane, racist, bigots, mind control and definitely unfriendly people ever. Peace!

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