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Ten Things I Noticed About A Loss Of Power (Beam Me Up Scotty)

posted 12/4/2006 10:24:08 AM |
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As of the time I am writing this my main house is 3+ days without power. When you are without power you notice things like:

10. Porcelein sinks are great! Porcelein toilet seats....BRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

9. My appreciation for steam showers has increased 50 fold. AHHHHHHHH!!!

8. Clean clothes that have been stored in your drawers take a whole new form when placed anew on your body. You notice each seam, rivet and thread! BRRRRRRRRRR!!!

7. How in the hell did people live before electricity?

6. Football games on the radio aren't as exciting as games on TV. I like it when the play-by-play guy tells me that the Bears are moving from left to right on my dial. No they aren't, damnit!

5. I am now addicted to SaDoKu!

4. The artificial tree started to get frosty.

3. You can only resort the spice cabinet so many times.

2. Walking the dogs is no longer an inconvenience.

1. My zeal to masterbate has wained considerably.

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ynot7769

Dec 4 @ 10:45AM  
omg..colder then a witches tit in a cast iron bra during the ice age out there........quick set the kitchen table on fire.....pour wax on first and you can call it a table candle
StraddleMyNose

Dec 4 @ 12:17PM  
lol...I can relate to a lot of what you said.
ponme

Dec 4 @ 12:24PM  
awww that sucks Nooner.. sucks a lot.. got battery operated socks?
JJN4Fun

Dec 4 @ 1:30PM  
I think this is when body heat is best utilized, isn't it? Of course, it's kind of hard to share body heat through 5 layers of clothes! Sorry to hear how bad you got hit - we only got 2 lousy inches up here...
decaturnooner

Dec 4 @ 2:02PM  
Actually I had battery operated socks once. Someone thought I hunted wild game...well...they were a bit off on the prey I hunt. The socks aren't really needed for that, as a matter of fact, most of my prey find them distasteful to wear when they have been captured.

Did Sxye can she only got 2 inches??
canuhelpme258

Dec 4 @ 4:30PM  
Feeling your pain as I crank up the A/C because it's still warm here!
Raven_Silverfire

Dec 4 @ 5:00PM  
Being cold sucks, got about 6 inches here last thursday and as old as my place is, I'm suprised i didn't lose my power. Hope you get yours back soon
belle1010

Dec 4 @ 9:52PM  
Billy, i'm gonna box up some of the snow and send it to your house! Keep up the braggin ya brat!
Looking4ever

Dec 5 @ 6:13AM  
We missed it pretty much. Looks like it all got dumped in Decatur. Pretty sad when the forecast high is supposed to be just under 40 and it sounds positively balmy!

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