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posted 2/13/2009 2:56:26 AM |
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  the_Donald_2

A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says: "I'll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whisky sour."

The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't allow animals in here."

The dog replies: "Hey, I'm tired of being discriminated against. Just give me a drink."

The bartender says: "Oh, no, not another ventriloquist with the old talking dog trick. Both of you, get out of here!"

"No, no, no, this isn't a trick, I promise you," says the man.

"I tell you what, I'll go for a walk around the block and you talk to Rover here." The man leaves and the bartender sees him turn the corner.

"Now, can I have my drink?" says the dog.

The bartender is amazed: "Sure you can and it's on the house! Listen, can you do me a favor? My wife works next door at the cafe. It'll make her day if you go in and order a cup of coffee. Here's 10 bucks and you can keep the change afterward."

"OK," says the dog and he takes the 10 dollars and leaves. Ten minutes go by and the dog doesn't come back. The owner returns and asks where's the dog. So, both of them go off to see what happened to the dog.

As they approach the cafe, they see Rover going at it hot and heavy with a French poodle in the alley between the bar and cafe.

The owner shouts: "Rover! What are you doing! You've never done this before!"

The dog shrugged: "Hell, I've never had any money before."

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Wordsofwit

Feb 13 @ 6:18AM  
Good one!!
max49

Feb 13 @ 7:45AM  
PinkToeNails

Feb 13 @ 8:06AM  


smart dog!!!

onehornytoad69

Feb 13 @ 9:21AM  
DarkKnightWalking

Feb 13 @ 10:04AM  
Good one....
1bunny629

Feb 13 @ 4:22PM  
In my dog to dog ridden days I have never found a quick fuck in the alley?!!!! ...ha! Cute Blog! If only it were thast easy!

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