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Twenty dollars.... (An Oldie..but a goodie!)

posted 2/12/2009 8:56:11 AM |
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TWENTY DOLLARS ........
On their wedding night, the young bride
Approached her new
Husband and asked for $20.00 for their first
Lovemaking encounter. In
His highly aroused state, her husband readily
Agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made
Love, for more
Than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a
Cute way for her to
Afford new clothes and other incidentals that She needed.


Arriving home around noon one day, she was
Surprised to find
Her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
His employer
Was going through a process of corporate
Downsizing, and he had
Been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of
59, he'd be able to find
Another position that paid anywhere near what
He'd been earning, and
Therefore, they
Were financially ruined.


Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
Showed more than thirty
Years of steady deposits and interest totaling
Nearly $1 million. Then she
Showed him certificates of deposits issued
By the bank which were worth over $2 million,
And informed him that they
Were one of the largest depositors in the bank.


She explained that
For the more than
Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex,
These holdings had multiplied
And these were the
Results of her savings and investments.


Faced with evidence of cash and investments
Worth over $3
Million, her husband was so astounded he could
Barely speak, but
Finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If
I'd had any idea what you
Were doing, I would have given you all my
Business!'


That's when she shot him.


You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
To keep their mouths shut

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max49

Feb 12 @ 9:07AM  
You've got that right.
Sunshine79

Feb 12 @ 9:23AM  
OMG, what a smart woman!!!
NightOfOld

Feb 12 @ 11:56AM  

Cute joke.

But if they did it once a nite for 30 yrs, at $20 a pop. That totals $219,000.

She must have been doing others on the side.
1bunny629

Feb 12 @ 2:28PM  
There are such things as making good investments...probably what she did...turning the small 219,000 into the 3 mill...don't ya think?!
bandengor

Feb 12 @ 7:57PM  
Nice one!

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Twenty dollars.... (An Oldie..but a goodie!)