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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD - HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE

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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD...

Well, it's shit... That's right, shit!

Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shinola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.

There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,

And some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes your breath smells like shit

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go.

Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day without a bunch of shit.. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........

Well, Shit Happens!!!

HOPE YOUR SHITTY DAYS ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN

Oh, and somedays you can't shit!

Always keep people in your life that charge your battery, not those who will drain it.


Godspeed

Gry

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Wordsofwit

Feb 11 @ 12:12PM  
Some people don't do shit.
onehornytoad69

Feb 11 @ 12:19PM  
HOPE YOUR SHITTY DAYS ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN
You have got that Shit right!!
PinkToeNails

Feb 11 @ 12:22PM  
be happier than a pig in shit

^^^^^^^^^

that's what I want to be!!!! well... not literally but.... you know!
dmbchick420

Feb 11 @ 12:23PM  
Thanks for posting this shit
paulywalnuts

Feb 11 @ 12:29PM  
Holy SHIT..that's a lotta SHIT
DarkKnightWalking

Feb 11 @ 1:20PM  
Well holy shit....
paulywalnuts

Feb 11 @ 2:04PM  
P.S. I almost SHIT my pants
Sunshine79

Feb 11 @ 2:37PM  
I think it's all a bunch of shit......Maybe Fuck is the most functionable word.....
Nightstorm

Feb 11 @ 3:18PM  
I didn't know they would let you post so much shit.
1bunny629

Feb 11 @ 3:30PM  
I appreciate this...[/QUOTE]Always keep people in your life that charge your battery, not those who will drain it. [QUOTE]
zena343

Feb 11 @ 4:25PM  
Cute Gry, cute, LOL...heck here's a kudo to you tooo.
flavorbuster

Feb 11 @ 5:00PM  
Take this for 2nd place in the shit blog of the month someone's already got this one ......
rdsingle

Feb 11 @ 9:29PM  
I should have read this this morning. I could have passed this shit to a few people i had to work with today. A couple of them were real shitty. Sometimes working with the general public is the shits.

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