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Has a woman ever been so disappointed that a man has said that he is the bomb on giving oral sex and has completely and utterly no idea what he is doing?? AT ALL!!

Same with the men. Has a woman bragged so much that she was the Master of giving head and when it was finally done, it was terrible??

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kittykirkland

Feb 10 @ 10:54AM  
Usually if a guy trys it is at least ok.

But what typically happens is that a guy goes on and on about he's an oral master and goes down on women for forever. Then is lasts about 5 minutes. I suck him for 20 but I get 5. This is a majore complaint that I have.

And for the record, I have great hygiene, taste good - verified by many men, and have a very clean scent. Nothing objectionable.
Lisa46

Feb 10 @ 10:57AM  
yeah ain't this the truth?? I was involved with a man who you'd thought he was slurpin at corn on the cob the way he did it. We won't even get into the sexual act itself
dmbchick420

Feb 10 @ 11:06AM  
Ummmm..... I don't recall a guy ever telling me he was the master at it and then sucking at it. I've had guys just do it and they sucked.....like tongue all over the place and instead of it being enjoyable it was ANNOYING

Maybe the guys that say they are the cat's ass at oral say that because the only women who have told them they are good at it don't know any better
sideffex

Feb 10 @ 11:12AM  
I've got a master's in stimulation and a doctorate in cunnilingus. I'm the reason women leave their husbands, the reason viagra was invented, and the catalyst behind many therapy sessions..........


or not.

I do have to say that a couple of women said they were awesome at oral, only to disappoint me miserably. I'm not sure if it was them or if my expectations were too high. There was one chick that treated my "stuff" like a thermometer, no movement at all. To be fair, she did say she had very little experience. and after 3 and a half years......she was hardly any better. I still loved her though.


I don't brag or boast, but I do make sure my partner is satisfied. All it takes is a little communication and observation.
Wordsofwit

Feb 10 @ 11:13AM  
Like many things there are a few that are awful, a few that are great with the vast majority somewhere in between.

Not so much from the women, but most guys will lie about a woman's ability at oral so she'll do it again. The majority of women that I have known have told me how many guys told them they were great at oral. Based upon the performance of many of these women, I concluded that they had known a lot of men that either lied or were prone to exaggeration. The fact of the matter is that most of them graded out as a "C".
sideffex

Feb 10 @ 11:15AM  
I've got a master's in stimulation and a doctorate in cunnilingus. I'm the reason women leave their husbands, the reason viagra was invented, and the catalyst behind many therapy sessions..........


or not.

I do have to say that a couple of women said they were awesome at oral, only to disappoint me miserably. I'm not sure if it was them or if my expectations were too high. There was one chick that treated my "stuff" like a thermometer, no movement at all. To be fair, she did say she had very little experience. and after 3 and a half years......she was hardly any better. I still loved her though.


I don't brag or boast, but I do make sure my partner is satisfied. All it takes is a little communication and observation.
lunanegra

Feb 10 @ 11:26AM  
Deja vu,Side?

No,I got the humble ones that still sucked,or were against doing it at all. If I said I were good at oral,I'm telling the truth. If there was something I was bad at I wouldn't say I did it well...thats just stupid.
onehornytoad69

Feb 10 @ 11:34AM  
Deja vu,Side?
amen!! WTF was that about?
Most all of the women I have had, Said/Thought they were the "Best"....and wont worth a daymn!!!
But.......... even a bad one would be good right now..
casuallylooking

Feb 10 @ 11:39AM  
I've never had anyone tell me he was the bomb at giving oral, but I did date a guy that I had been friends with that told me how much women enjoyed how he did it... I don't know what they were enjoying unless it was the fact of knowing he would be finished soon........
As terrible as it may sound I told him to just stop, that he was just annoying and irritating me.
He wasn't listening to anything I was saying, or anything I was doing and ...well, he was annoying and frustrating. End of that relationship.


All it takes is a little communication and observation.
Speaking of observation.......

you'd thought he was slurpin at corn on the cob the way he did it.
@ Lisa....
Just out of curiosity, how many times can a keyboard get wet before it doesn't work anymore? I know not to drink while reading blogs......
BigGreyWolf347

Feb 10 @ 2:28PM  
In my experience, those who brag usually are not that good. The great ones usually say little about it, they just get down and make your eyes roll back in your head. Different women react differently to the same oral technique. The key to satisfaction seems to be observation and/or communication. I usually love it whether giving or getting but I have asked a few to just stop and move on to some other stimulation.
1bunny629

Feb 10 @ 3:11PM  
I wan't going to comment on this, but since he posted it twice...
and after 3 and a half years......she was hardly any better. I still loved her though.


I don't brag or boast, but I do make sure my partner is satisfied. All it takes is a little communication and observation
...I have to say...what happen to your communication and observation advice in those 3 plus years?
fortysixandtwo

Feb 10 @ 4:11PM  
All I can say sunshine is I can give references (would you like them in a pm?)
evild614

Feb 10 @ 4:31PM  
Everybody likes their oral a bit different. Good oral sex is asking how they like it beforehand. Before we got together years ago, my partner was in a relationship with a guy who could only cum from oral if it was the violent headbanging type you see in bad porn movies. It was great for him, but I can't stand it. It just looks like a dog trying to rip my dick off. But now, of course, she gives awesome head- 'cause I told her how I like it.
flavorbuster

Feb 10 @ 5:34PM  
Generally there are bad experiences on both sides of the coin M/F but I lean toward women who swallow & even then I had a couple of not so good ones but no need to have any dampened spirits or ruin the mood just do some creative old fashioned skull fucking
40DWM

Feb 10 @ 5:52PM  
Whoa now, lill' filley....
You saying that some of us men, lie?
You think we say chit, just to get laid?
That we'd promise to knock your socks off with a good 'ole toe curlin BIG 'O'
for you? And not deliver? Say it ain't so....

Damn...busted again
DesertSmile

Feb 10 @ 10:52PM  
OMG yes...yes and then again yes. I am certain it happens on both sides of the fence..the guy who gets no where near your clit but thinks he is right "on spot" but hasn't really ever seen a vajayjay in light so can't be 100% sure to the guy who thinks his fingers are friggen jack hammers meant to accompany his weak attempt to find the clit.

For Gawd's Sake turn on the Light !!!



soft_touch938

Feb 11 @ 12:49AM  
I figured out the answer to that a long time ago...I just fake an orgasm to get it over with and move on to something better....

I can tell within the first 5 minutes if it willl be successful or not. His technique and his ability to be sensitive to instruction. When neither is forthcoming then it is just futile to continue. But silly me....I don't wanna hurt their fragile egos so I just fake it.

Has men lied to me that I'm good? I don't think so. I've had guys tell me they have all this stamnia and they can't fake their surprise...and sometimes embarrassment when they come so quick it startles them.

Then 10 minutes later they are telling me they can't go again...and I prove them wrong. Guess I love a challenge...and they must love it too...
onehornytoad69

Feb 11 @ 1:38AM  
For Gawd's Sake turn on the Light !!!
I use candles...and ask for "Directions"
Looking4ever

Feb 11 @ 10:41AM  
Yeah, I've been on the receiving end of bad oral from a guy that bragged how good he was. Worse, I think, are those that claim they are great and love it but it never happens.
burdinep

Feb 12 @ 1:03PM  
i will remain quiet on my abilities but will say that communications kinda vital here...if you arent having any fun and oral is being done wrong speak up and tell the person what you want or how....it might make a big difference.
VirtualSlut4u

Feb 12 @ 5:34PM  
Always disappointed with oral.... I give good but don't get so much in return.
My first lover was a short man with a small thingie. His oral skills were wonderful. And that was some 30 years ago. Still waiting for my oral man to find me.
bandengor

Feb 12 @ 7:48PM  
I don't have an answer for either one of those

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