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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU ARE OLD

posted 2/9/2009 9:29:22 PM |
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If this has been posted already.......... bite me! It's new to me!!


I loved this one the first time I read it, and I still love it. I hope we
have the presence of mind in such an emergency!




George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed, when his
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she
could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn
off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No."
Then they said "All patrols were busy. You should lock your doors and an
officer will be along when one is available." George said, "Okay". He
hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them
now because I just shot them" and hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire
Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips'
residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you shot
them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(a True Story)
I love it!!! Don't mess with old people!!

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Nightstorm

Feb 9 @ 9:33PM  
OMG!!! I Absolutly Love It!
JustLusting4u

Feb 9 @ 9:49PM  
flavorbuster

Feb 9 @ 10:01PM  
Wire it to clap on clap off
bandengor

Feb 9 @ 10:14PM  
old people have phones?
fantasyfactory

Feb 9 @ 10:20PM  
Bite me? How about I just nibble? Funny joke, here's your greenie!
rdsingle

Feb 9 @ 10:26PM  
and where do you want bit.
burdinep

Feb 9 @ 11:10PM  
kudos to you and to george
manwithoutahorse

Feb 9 @ 11:40PM  
Must be ok, WoW hasn't weighed in. Good one. (even though it's old) LOL
lookingforsomefun152

Feb 9 @ 11:46PM  
casuallylooking

Feb 10 @ 2:04AM  
Seems almost tempting to see if it really works, huh?

Good one. (even though it's old) LOL
You just had to go there, huh Man? lol
onehornytoad69

Feb 10 @ 6:03AM  
I love this old joke...! Thx!!!
Sunshine79

Feb 10 @ 7:41PM  
LMAO, great joke!
lookingforsomefun152

Feb 10 @ 8:19PM  
no, r u bored?
PinkToeNails

Feb 10 @ 8:40PM  
no, r u bored?

wrong blog dummy!

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