Well....I just got mine:
Him:
Hi
i would like to ask you if you could make me a chocolate cake made with you poop.
if so, how much would you want for it?
i will pay good $$ for it.
Me:
You are serious? Why would you want that?
Him:
because its some thing i like.
are you up for doing it...its different.
Me:
No way....I'm gonna have to pass!
Is that weird or what??  I need money, but uhhhhh.....how the fuck do you make a cake out of poop and I would have to touch my own shit???? Fucking disgusting!!!!!  What the hell is he gonna do with it?? I think the guy was being serious 
Anyone else get asked to make a shit cake or something weird like that???? 
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PinkToeNails
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Feb 9 @ 12:06PM
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oh wait
are you kidding me?!?!?
What a fruit loop!!
And I thought someone offering me 200 bucks to come to NC was strange..... maybe I should have took him up on that offer.... wonder if that offer still stands!  I could use the money!
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onehornytoad69
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Feb 9 @ 12:26PM
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I just get the reg.... BS... mail... nothing like that Shitty email you got!... 
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blondie_779
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Feb 9 @ 12:41PM
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Hmmmmmmmm I have two big dogs.Wonder if he would accept theirs. 
Wierdest mail I recieved, was from some guy who lived not too far from me.I refused to meet him and got a threatening message back.I printed out his mail plus his pic,gave it to a policeman friend of mine. Must admit the guy scared me.
blondie.
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1bunny629
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Feb 9 @ 12:48PM
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I usually just delete the shitty email! OHT...that was funny! I don't even attempt to try and remember the disgusting comments or offers or suggestions, so I don't have anything to share on this topic...sorry?!
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dmbchick420
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Feb 9 @ 12:52PM
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I usually just delete the shitty email!
I usually do too, but this one was just too weird and I couldn't help but ask him what the hell he wanted something like that for!
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Wordsofwit
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Feb 9 @ 1:20PM
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That definitely takes the cake.
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paulywalnuts
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Feb 9 @ 1:57PM
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That would have been a MIGHTY SHITY SITUATION...Wouldn't you say?
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burdinep
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Feb 9 @ 2:00PM
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cant say anything i ever got can top that one....sounds pretty sick to me
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Looking4ever
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Feb 9 @ 2:05PM
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*shakes head in amazement that people like this are out there...probably living next door!*
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Wordsofwit
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Feb 9 @ 2:05PM
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Seriously, when you get crap like that shit, my first thought is some kid in junior high pranking.
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dmbchick420
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Feb 9 @ 2:08PM
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Seriously, when you get crap like that shit, my first thought is some kid in junior high pranking.
I don't think this was a prank....either way, it's disturbing!
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girlcountry
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Feb 9 @ 2:23PM
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That's just plain nasty!!
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rdsingle
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Feb 9 @ 2:52PM
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Have been told I am a piece of shit. Nobody has ever asked to buy my shit. That is way wrong in all kinds of ways.
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lunanegra
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Feb 9 @ 4:22PM
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Pound for pound,I think this place has any other sex site beat when it comes to mentally and emotionally disturbed people. *SMH*
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Wordsofwit
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Feb 9 @ 4:32PM
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Pound for pound,I think this place has any other sex site beat when it comes to mentally and emotionally disturbed people. *SMH*
I do not agree on that one. Particularly when it comes regulars, there are many more proportionally on the vanilla site that are kooks, loonies, political extremists, and general nut jobs.
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Sunshine79
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Feb 9 @ 6:04PM
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Fuck......I'll shit in a box and send it off for money!!
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flavorbuster
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Feb 9 @ 6:48PM
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Isn't this a shitty blog....  Actually hepatitis & other shit in the making.... I can't believe one could be a turtle eater .... One nasty dude
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Nightstorm
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Feb 9 @ 9:02PM
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Well I thought I had heard about the most twisted stuff imaginable....... I guess I was wrong. Grooooooooss!
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PinkToeNails
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Feb 9 @ 9:19PM
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Fuck......I'll shit in a box and send it off for money!!
LMAO!! Sunshine honey! You always know how to make someone laugh!!
You get a kudo for that!!
And DMB gets one for this fucked up blog too!!
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lunanegra
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Feb 9 @ 10:20PM
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Particularly when it comes regulars, there are many more proportionally on the vanilla site that are kooks, loonies, political extremists, and general nut jobs.
I'm not all that familiar with MD as overthere its slower than a snail in molasses,so I left. Also,Bruce I don't think we have the same people who approach us here,lol.
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lunanegra
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Feb 9 @ 10:30PM
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Oh,and this wasn't gross,but it was weird asking a complete stranger to help you spend your money:
HI Swetty- I just won a law suite, and got on this site to find someone like you,who mite help me spend some of it having lots of fun, If you are interested Email me ,lets get somthing started??? [email omitted]----LOVE YOU!!
My phone [number omitted]
Apparently the fucker doesn't know me that well,because Id of broken his wallet and maxed his cards out in a week. 
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casuallylooking
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Feb 10 @ 1:01AM
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Well that tops the weirdest that I can recall.......... well probably anyones weirdest.
I think my weirdest was a guy that wanted to pay me to beat him in the face for as long and hard as I could and choke him..
He had some serious issues, so I did what I felt was best for him.. I reported him.
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Cootiesprayer
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May 11 @ 3:18PM
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wow that is wierd. chuckle, yeah it takes all kinds of people on here.
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