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Apples & Wine/Women & Men posted 2/8/2009 7:40:52 PM | 4 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: sex, funny, women, men, sunshine   Sunshine79 Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of Falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the Ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something Is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to Wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb All the way to the top of the tree. Now Men.. Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. ............. ................. ............. ............ ........... Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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girlcountry	Feb 8 @ 7:47PM
	you're crazy!! and I love it!!
onehornytoad69	Feb 8 @ 7:49PM
	[QUOTEThey begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. ][/QUOTE] Then the Wise ....OLD men, said..... Fuck all that!
zaralyon	Feb 8 @ 7:49PM
	When in hell are men gonna learn to climb then?
NightOfOld	Feb 8 @ 7:55PM
	Please stomp on me and have me for dinner. Make of me what you want.
zaralyon	Feb 8 @ 8:03PM
	Please stomp on me and have me for dinner. Make of me what you want. Anytime dear Anytime!!!!!
PinkToeNails	Feb 8 @ 8:03PM
	How funny!!! great blog girlie!!
manwithoutahorse	Feb 8 @ 8:18PM
	You know, I've heard this before, but it never sounded like fun til I heard you tell it.
onehornytoad69	Feb 8 @ 8:21PM
	but it never sounded like fun til I heard you tell it Ass Kisser!!!
PinkToeNails	Feb 8 @ 8:32PM
	Ass Kisser!!! Hey... he's giving 118% here!!
manwithoutahorse	Feb 8 @ 8:38PM
	Thanks pink, just tryin to work the numbers here.
onehornytoad69	Feb 8 @ 8:44PM
paulywalnuts	Feb 8 @ 8:49PM
	But if you stomp the shit out of us..you might catch...TOE.MANe..Poison..
casuallylooking	Feb 8 @ 8:56PM
	I love this... Ass Kisser!!! hmm, sounds like jealousy words to me... Sorry, Alex, couldn't resist... When in hell are men gonna learn to climb then? Some of them eventually do... but sometimes we have to reach out and help them up that last branch.
lookingforsomefun152	Feb 8 @ 9:13PM
	The funny thing is it's so fucking true. Great Blog!
onehornytoad69	Feb 8 @ 9:21PM
	sounds like jealousy words to me Duh! I will get you back.. my Pretty!!..
bandengor	Feb 8 @ 9:41PM
	so, would making wine out of men make you a type of cannibal then? I'm confused (big surprise)
girlcountry	Feb 8 @ 9:55PM
	Confusion runs rampant for you, doesn't it, Bandy???
casuallylooking	Feb 8 @ 10:04PM
	I will get you back.. my Pretty!!.. Aww gee, thanks Alex, But I owed you that...
dmbchick420	Feb 9 @ 10:06AM
	LOL! So true! Kudo for that one
surv6969	Mar 6 @ 11:20AM
	Wow I think I have lived that.