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posted 2/8/2009 7:40:52 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
Falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the
Ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something
Is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to
Wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb
All the way to the top of the tree.


Now Men.. Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


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girlcountry

Feb 8 @ 7:47PM  
you're crazy!! and I love it!!
onehornytoad69

Feb 8 @ 7:49PM  
[QUOTEThey begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
][/QUOTE] Then the Wise ....OLD men, said..... Fuck all that!
zaralyon

Feb 8 @ 7:49PM  
When in hell are men gonna learn to climb then?
NightOfOld

Feb 8 @ 7:55PM  

Please stomp on me and have me for dinner. Make of me what you want.
zaralyon

Feb 8 @ 8:03PM  
Please stomp on me and have me for dinner. Make of me what you want.

Anytime dear Anytime!!!!!
PinkToeNails

Feb 8 @ 8:03PM  
How funny!!! great blog girlie!!
manwithoutahorse

Feb 8 @ 8:18PM  
You know, I've heard this before, but it never sounded like fun til I heard you tell it.
onehornytoad69

Feb 8 @ 8:21PM  
but it never sounded like fun til I heard you tell it
Ass Kisser!!!
PinkToeNails

Feb 8 @ 8:32PM  
Ass Kisser!!!

Hey... he's giving 118% here!!
manwithoutahorse

Feb 8 @ 8:38PM  
Thanks pink, just tryin to work the numbers here.
onehornytoad69

Feb 8 @ 8:44PM  
paulywalnuts

Feb 8 @ 8:49PM  
But if you stomp the shit out of us..you might catch...TOE.MANe..Poison..
casuallylooking

Feb 8 @ 8:56PM  
I love this...

Ass Kisser!!!
hmm, sounds like jealousy words to me...
Sorry, Alex, couldn't resist...

When in hell are men gonna learn to climb then?
Some of them eventually do... but sometimes we have to reach out and help them up that last branch.

lookingforsomefun152

Feb 8 @ 9:13PM  
The funny thing is it's so fucking true. Great Blog!
onehornytoad69

Feb 8 @ 9:21PM  
sounds like jealousy words to me
Duh! I will get you back.. my Pretty!!..
bandengor

Feb 8 @ 9:41PM  
so, would making wine out of men make you a type of cannibal then? I'm confused (big surprise)
girlcountry

Feb 8 @ 9:55PM  
Confusion runs rampant for you, doesn't it, Bandy???
casuallylooking

Feb 8 @ 10:04PM  
I will get you back.. my Pretty!!..
Aww gee, thanks Alex, But I owed you that...
dmbchick420

Feb 9 @ 10:06AM  
LOL! So true! Kudo for that one
surv6969

Mar 6 @ 11:20AM  
Wow I think I have lived that.

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