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posted 2/8/2009 4:15:14 PM |
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This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. Experience.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


And


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE
ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS
ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'

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DarkKnightWalking

Feb 8 @ 4:38PM  
Looks like all I will ever get is 100% then.....

Cute blog. Kudo.
1bunny629

Feb 8 @ 5:08PM  
That is really cute,and probably true...I think there is a curve these days, but you can't shoot those people either! Kudos on a fun blog Pink!
the_Donald_2

Feb 8 @ 5:11PM  
This is very old.. LOL
PinkToeNails

Feb 8 @ 5:34PM  
it was new to me!!
onehornytoad69

Feb 8 @ 6:22PM  
Good one... thx!
rnj1013

Feb 8 @ 6:31PM  
this is very old but it's always fun to see so thanks for sharing
Sunshine79

Feb 8 @ 6:44PM  
Love that.....always be an ass kisser!
paulywalnuts

Feb 8 @ 7:13PM  
Loved it....never been an ass kisser...I guess I have to try it
sugarnspice005

Feb 8 @ 7:14PM  
Nightstorm

Feb 8 @ 10:26PM  
'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE
ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS
ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'
It Is?? Oh Crap! I'm in trouble now.
casuallylooking

Feb 8 @ 10:36PM  
'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE
ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS
ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'
Is it still illegal if you don't get caught?

This is very old..
So are some people I know, but they're still funny too.
PinkToeNails

Feb 8 @ 10:42PM  
LOL touche CL!!!
bandengor

Feb 8 @ 11:44PM  
Great blog!
Thenewguy2957

Feb 9 @ 11:08AM  
I like that one. I'm with you 110%.
dmbchick420

Feb 9 @ 11:20AM  
That was great....kudos

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From a mathematical viewpoint