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posted 2/8/2009 6:06:18 AM |
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ok we've all had bad sex so just how bad was it ? guys did she use your dick like a stick shift or a sink plunger ? ladies was he so bad he couldn't find your clitoris with the aid of a map and compass and a big neon sign saying CLITORIS THIS WAY! or did he use your breasts like stress balls ? i was with a woman once who was so bad i almost lost the will to live! and every time she orgasmed she would make snorting noises ! i kid you not and she gave the most painful oral i've EVER! had she was all teeth i thought my dick was in a blender! lol! i tried to tell her but she insisted she'd had no complaints before i've seen her since and she's still single i wonder why ???

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sideffex

Feb 8 @ 11:30AM  
The worse sex I've ever had was still awesome.
Wordsofwit

Feb 8 @ 11:51AM  
I was drunk. Me, myself, and I were horny and got naked, but we all passed out.
zena343

Feb 8 @ 12:05PM  
WoW, I hope the three of ya are better when there's a woman there
Sunshine79

Feb 8 @ 12:38PM  
So bad, I don't even want to talk about it.
paulywalnuts

Feb 8 @ 1:53PM  
It was the first time...I didn't know what to do, besides get naked, and neither did she.....end of story
zena343

Feb 8 @ 1:57PM  
lets just say it was certainly a let down
Pornosaurus

Feb 8 @ 2:47PM  
The worst sex is offset by the best... If she's snorting, fuck her like a dog and burry her head in a pillow. If she's trying to rub your shaft raw with her teeth, let her know (kindly), and work with her; tell her how to do it!
lunanegra

Feb 8 @ 3:35PM  
Where they try and clumsily penetrate,but not before stabbing your taint,or accidentally inserting it in your ass. Then they knock around for about 5 minutes,before you even begin to feel anything, and then ask: "Was it good?"

I remember having one guy who couldn't oral to save his life! Most of the session was: "Right..no,no...left! Down...up a little..up,up! Nooo...here!" I could tell he didn't want to because he was licking the inside of my thigh and I was rolling my eyes,but not in a good way.

Also one time I was 69'ing with this excitable fellow. He was ok on my end,but he didn't let me know he was about to pop,and before I knew it-- *splortsplortsplort* All in my face,mouth,neck,chest and a good deal in my hair! I didn't cum,of course.
Wordsofwit

Feb 8 @ 4:09PM  
he didn't let me know he was about to pop

To tell ya true, Luna, I learned it was best to not say anything, just cum. When I warned them, their actions just reduced the squirt.
lunanegra

Feb 8 @ 5:31PM  
Yeah,but you don't understand Bruce, I'm not too big on sudden "surprises" when it comes to a guy finishing. I expect him to at least give me a signal if his hose is going to go off so I can dodge.

After being with an unruly Frenchman once,I fucking hate it when guys nut on my face. You try being grabbed by the hair and being assaulted in the face with jizz and see how you'd like it. Its not exactly a picnic,esp when you didn't ask for it.
dumblonde

Feb 8 @ 6:25PM  
once i agreed to have sex with a muchyounger guy that wanted to "learn"....he was so excited he just kinds stuck it in and popped off in about 2 mins and left me toally high and dry....i barely felt him in me...and no orgasm at all for me....i will never try that again...
casuallylooking

Feb 8 @ 7:39PM  
Not even worth discussing.. I had actually forgotten about it the first time I read this blog.. I really wish it had remained that way...
dmbchick420

Feb 10 @ 1:25PM  
My first time was THE worst for sure.

was with a woman once who was so bad i almost lost the will to live! and every time she orgasmed she would make snorting noises ! i kid you not and she gave the most painful oral i've EVER! had she was all teeth i thought my dick was in a blender

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