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By special request...a blog repost. How to speak Troll

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  DarkKnightWalking

Oldies are goodies.....

HOW TO SPEAK TROLL

*Peck....peck...tap...tap....backspace....peck...*

A......D...L......*backspace*

A.......D.......U....T......*backspace*

A...D...U...L...T.....*enter*

Booga boggah.....adawlt web...web......PORN.....ooogah yahhh....*click*

S.E.X.... annnnnnnd...sw......sw.....SW.........SLUT personals....

Ooogga boogiooo...o me get sum now, thay wannit bad, me know....

oooh, OOOH....me fin gud wun...hair on head and all....now me gett summm....

send mail, me know how good....less see now, be kool dooode...

*tap..taptap.....tap..tap*
Mee likz joo...wannafuck choo reel gewd, baybee.......
*send*

*30 seconds pass*

She no sennn back to meee, what fukk? Bich.

Okee, me make blarg, dey all cummmz to mi den.....

*Post to Blog*
Erggiz...red werdz, red...hurtz eyes, scrawl down fast....

*tap...tap..tapppp...*

me gotzz big meatz, bichez, me stikk injoo long time, me ready NOW.

*post*

*30 seconds pass*

Wuhhh....Y dey no fall on me and wett bout me 2....wot fukk go on?

*Blog 2*

Snifflety boo hoo whiney cry howwwwllll.....why me no get puz...puzs...wet hole nownow now...all dey be heer iz biches, dem all teez grog....meen, mean bichez...me know...fake fakefakefake bichez....

*goes back to the basement crying*

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Wordsofwit

Feb 7 @ 10:08PM  
Two damned funny, green thingie.
PinkToeNails

Feb 7 @ 10:16PM  
and you said you didn't smoke the herb! LMAO!!!

I'm still wondering what the top secret friends get to know!

Maybe I should add you to my friends list and find out!

Hope your lady had a great birthday!!!
flavorbuster

Feb 7 @ 10:22PM  
That pulled a chuckle out of me .... funny
lunanegra

Feb 7 @ 10:30PM  
I lol'd heartily. One green cookie coming up!
sugarnspice005

Feb 7 @ 10:47PM  
That was funny!
theSkwirl

Feb 8 @ 9:53AM  
Much worth the repost!! Much much.. I loved it then.. it's no less appropriate now!
Sunshine79

Feb 8 @ 12:36PM  
ladybootscooter

Feb 8 @ 2:17PM  
Awesome then, even more awesome now if possible!
Cootiesprayer

Feb 8 @ 4:01PM  
hilarious as always dk. Kudo for you sir.
NightOfOld

Feb 8 @ 6:06PM  

Greenie my friend.
dmbchick420

Feb 9 @ 11:01AM  
You seem fluent in troll..... That is funny as hell......... KUDOS!
DarkKnightWalking

Feb 9 @ 1:19PM  
Well here at Troll Killers, Inc., we strive to always be one step ahead of the slimy little buggars and know as much as possible about our enemy.....

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By special request...a blog repost. How to speak Troll