"well ok then hun i dont know what else to say i took them on my cell phone camera thats why they look a little distorted. thats me my cock and if u cant except the fact that i would rip your pussy with it then go be some other man with a tint thin cock again i told u im very open honest and deep so i get offended when some cunt like u says thats not me"
I just asked him if his pics were really him........do you know how many fake cock pics they have floating around on this site...........  Anyhoo......I do not think he'll be contacting me again........
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zena343
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Feb 7 @ 11:22AM
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my god people are funny aren't they!! Amazing! 
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chocolatemilf
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Feb 7 @ 11:27AM
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"thats a little unfare i show u mine and nothing in return but its ok i understand im just tryin to have a little fun and if i offended im sorry"
he just sent this........... 
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rnj1013
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Feb 7 @ 11:30AM
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this is why I dont put my cock pics on here (aside from scaring you ladies with it), nobody would believe such a perfect specimen was real anyways so you'll all just have to cum find out for yourselves 
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chocolatemilf
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Feb 7 @ 11:32AM
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I may have to consider that Rich.............
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Looking4ever
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Feb 7 @ 11:36AM
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i would rip your pussy with it
Gawd! Doesn't this statement just leave you quivering?!?!?!?!
nobody would believe such a perfect specimen was real
You are probably right! 
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chocolatemilf
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Feb 7 @ 11:38AM
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onehornytoad69
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Feb 7 @ 11:38AM
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OK.... I have heard this Word for a year or two..can someone Define.."CUNT"..for me Please!? (yeah, I know I live in the Country! lol)
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Sunshine79
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Feb 7 @ 12:00PM
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Wait, girl.....I gotta see these pix......tell me who that was!!
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chocolatemilf
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Feb 7 @ 12:04PM
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Toady...."cunt" must be a gourmet dish.......cause they all want a taste........
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Wordsofwit
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Feb 7 @ 12:05PM
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After reading that one, I'll bet your pussy was so wet you could mop the floor with it.
BTW, ladies, how many emails do you get a day (or an hour) from clowns like this?
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Looking4ever
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Feb 7 @ 12:08PM
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On, avarage, Wow, I would say 3-5 a week. But, don't forget, the mailbox gets nicely rounded out with spammer email too!
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rnj1013
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Feb 7 @ 12:08PM
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I'm gonna make a profile here, dress up like a clown, put up dick pics, and call myself 12 inches of dangling death and destruction
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chocolatemilf
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Feb 7 @ 12:10PM
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well WOW....I have gotta say I get more fake ones than real ones.....sad really.........
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Looking4ever
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Feb 7 @ 12:31PM
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I'm gonna make a profile here, dress up like a clown, put up dick pics, and call myself 12 inches of dangling death and destruction
You will have to beat women off! Or, did I mean, beat off on women? Just don't do it in public in front of Publix', with your Inflate-A-Date!
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rnj1013
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Feb 7 @ 12:42PM
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Just don't do it in public in front of Publix',
I used to build PUBLIX' so I know all the good hiding spots in there
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Xien607
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Feb 7 @ 12:58PM
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And I thought only men got stupid emails... I am wrong :)
I would be to embarrased to display my full length 2"
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flavorbuster
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Feb 7 @ 1:08PM
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Suddenly I feel the need to hear Whole Lot of Love by Led Zeppelin 
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casuallylooking
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Feb 7 @ 1:51PM
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then go be some other man with a tint thin cock again What is 'tint' thin?
And I thought only men got stupid emails... I am wrong :) So Very wrong... 
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ladybootscooter
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Feb 7 @ 3:26PM
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Wonder if it was from the same one that sent me this gem a little earlier today:
whats up hun my name is ******* (ok I'll be nice and remove his name) im 25 from ohio. im single and horny. lol well a little about me im consider myself to be a good lookin man my charm is what makes me shine. im a finance manager at a dealership in canton ohio. im very open minded and sexuall and i look for the same in a woman i love a gal that know what makes her cum. . im very into a womans orgasm im very well hung almost 10 inches and very fat i love the look on a womans face when i first enter her that look of deep pleasure and pain is almost better than the orgasm itself i find it very hard to get off when i think u didnt basicly i will do whatever it takes to keep that sp[ice in a relationship. no limits with me well i would love to here back
my reply???
too bad you didn't mention that you can't read...................... 
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lunanegra
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Feb 7 @ 4:43PM
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BTW, ladies, how many emails do you get a day (or an hour) from clowns like this?
3 in a 12hr span today. As for that charming fellow,I'm sure the way he got defensive tells me that he is packing a little cocktail wiener in his shorts.
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chocolatemilf
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Feb 7 @ 5:19PM
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LBS.....same guy, as a matter of fact it's the same email........so not only does he have fake cock pics......but he's recycling emails.........BRILLIANT!!
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chocolatemilf
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Feb 7 @ 5:20PM
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Luna, I was thinking the same thing too.......... 
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lookingforsomefun152
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Feb 7 @ 5:25PM
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Goddamn it, I knew he didn't take his meds today.  
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chocolatemilf
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Feb 7 @ 5:30PM
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Well I figured it was a small man complex....... meds you say?
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lookingforsomefun152
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Feb 7 @ 5:36PM
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His special education teacher just called me and wanted me to explain why he cut class.
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lookingforsomefun152
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Feb 7 @ 5:40PM
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Don't worry through he's way over 18. He's just really slow so he keeps flunking 9th grade. I told him play nice, you aren't suppose to call woman the c word.
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lookingforsomefun152
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Feb 7 @ 5:43PM
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Sorry typo though I meant.
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chocolatemilf
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Feb 7 @ 5:45PM
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Put his ass in time out!!
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lookingforsomefun152
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Feb 7 @ 5:54PM
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He'll just cry for hours. He won't understand why he's being punished. His IQ is like 54, and the professional that gave him the test doesn't believe he got that score. She thought he would have scored much lower. As you can guess by the email he wrote to you. His half wit sister must of helped him write it.
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Wordsofwit
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Feb 7 @ 5:57PM
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im very well hung almost 10 inches Well its nice to know that both of hands get to participate so one doesn't feel left out during sex.
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Wordsofwit
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Feb 7 @ 6:00PM
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a little cocktail wiener in his shorts That is not necessarily true, Luna. It could be a vienna sausage.
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lookingforsomefun152
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Feb 7 @ 6:04PM
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Wait. Bad economy. Life insurance policy. "Johnny remember that game on Super Nintendo, Leap Frog?" 'Go outside and pretend you're a frog and try to jump over those cars going by' Oh yeah, he can't process all that. "Nintendo, you frog, outside, jump over cars"
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chocolatemilf
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Feb 7 @ 6:04PM
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uh...yeah........either way.......I'd be getting the short end of the stick..............
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MsHelle
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Feb 9 @ 7:55PM
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wouldn't ya just know it?? I got the email today. guess he has no shame or doesn't realize that he's being talked about.
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chocolatemilf
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Feb 9 @ 7:57PM
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What a loser........ask him for pics.......... 
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Wordsofwit
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Feb 9 @ 8:07PM
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I got the email today
Perhaps if you don't succeed, try, try again has been replaced by if you don't succeed, die, die again.
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PinkToeNails
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Feb 9 @ 8:20PM
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What a rude little prick!! Time for MsHelle to add that one to her asshole list!!
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