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posted 2/6/2009 12:56:01 AM |
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  cottoncandydragon

Twin sisters in St. Luke's Nursing Home were turning
one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper
told a photographer to get over there and take pictures
of the two 100 year old twins.


One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear
quite well. Once the photographer arrived he asked the
sisters to sit on the sofa.


The deaf sister said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"



"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said
the other.


"Now get a little closer together, " said the
cameraman.


Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"


"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE."


So they wiggled up close to each other. "Just hold
on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little, "
said the photographer.


Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"


"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"


With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY - BOTH
OF US?"

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onehornytoad69

Feb 6 @ 8:36AM  
fantasyfactory

Feb 6 @ 9:16AM  
When I saw the title to your blog TWINS, you had me going there for a second. I thought you were going to talk about your twins, nice pair of twins you got there by the way. Anyway, a good joke.....here's a greenie!
max49

Feb 6 @ 10:46AM  

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