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posted 2/3/2009 9:19:39 AM |
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  straightup_9

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YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS....

A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WHO WAVES AT HIM AND SAYS HELLO.

HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HERFROM,

SO HE SAYS, "DO YOU KNOW ME?"

TO WHICH SHE REPLIES, "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."

NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFULTO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE , WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED ME WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT IN MY BUTT?"

SHE SAID, "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER"


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fortysixandtwo

Feb 3 @ 9:25AM  
good one
dmbchick420

Feb 3 @ 9:34AM  
LOL!!!
themama

Feb 3 @ 9:37AM  
Cute...
StraddleMyNose

Feb 3 @ 9:45AM  
Thanks for the laugh!
max49

Feb 3 @ 9:46AM  
Sunshine79

Feb 3 @ 10:21AM  
As you said, cute!!
onehornytoad69

Feb 3 @ 11:19AM  
good one... thx!

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