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posted 2/2/2009 8:13:11 PM |
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This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing, and cares less, tries to make your life miserable.


A woman was at her hair dresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:

' Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go toRome. So, how are you getting there?'

'We're taking Continental,' was the reply. 'We got a great rate!'

'Continental?' exclaimed the hairdresser. 'That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?'

'We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River called Teste.'

'Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly, and they're overpriced.

So, whatcha' doing when you get there?'

'We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope.'

'That's rich,' laughed the hairdresser. 'You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it.'

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .

'It was wonderful,' explained the woman, 'not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $ 5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!'

'Well,' muttered the hairdresser, 'that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope.'

'Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.'

'Oh, really! What'd he say ?'

He said: '"Where'd you get the shitty Hairdo?"




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fortysixandtwo

Feb 2 @ 8:23PM  
good one sugar ...greenie for you
Wordsofwit

Feb 2 @ 8:26PM  
I had not heard that one. I'll give you two points for originality. I will certify in my lofty self appointed position that it is not a rerun. Being a smart ass (better than a dumb dick), Good one!
fantasyfactory

Feb 2 @ 8:32PM  
DAT DESERVES A GREENIE!!!
rdsingle

Feb 2 @ 8:55PM  
lovely just lovely
samclaunts

Feb 2 @ 8:57PM  
green thing
girlcountry

Feb 2 @ 9:00PM  
Aww pinky...how true!!
borty293

Feb 2 @ 9:04PM  
Hey ...that was a great joke Pink....thanks for the laugh...
Sunshine79

Feb 2 @ 9:18PM  
That was fantastic!!!
StraddleMyNose

Feb 2 @ 9:56PM  
Thanks for the laugh!
JustLusting4u

Feb 2 @ 10:52PM  
themama

Feb 2 @ 11:22PM  
That gets a greenie...
1bunny629

Feb 3 @ 1:14AM  
I don't know how I missed this?! Pink...I love ya! ....
zena343

Feb 3 @ 3:15AM  
PRICELESS!! Kudos for ya
onehornytoad69

Feb 3 @ 6:36AM  
you past the WoW test....so it must be good!! Thx!
max49

Feb 3 @ 8:42AM  
LMAO That's some funny shit right there and well worth a kudo.
dmbchick420

Feb 3 @ 8:46AM  
LMAO!

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