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posted 2/2/2009 1:56:26 AM |
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  soonersoccer

I have a huge sense of humor that would feel great inside of you. I'm very fit, I have bulging, sculped intelligence, and luscious flowing locks of friendliness. Every time I smile you can see my shiny white listening skills. I'm not the tallest guy, but I make up for it with an extra dose of humilty. I wear a size 15 caring, and you know what they say about people with big caring ;-) Also, I have blue/green work-ethic, but you can't always tell becuase I wear glasses. I have well chiseled moral fiber.

By the way, did I mention that I have a huge sense of humor?

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lunanegra

Feb 2 @ 3:31AM  
Looking4ever

Feb 2 @ 4:36AM  
One of the best blogs in a long time!
girlcountry

Feb 2 @ 7:40AM  
Very creative!!
dmbchick420

Feb 2 @ 8:51AM  
Very nice
theSkwirl

Feb 2 @ 10:11AM  
hmm mock up 20 years and damn.. I'ma give you green.. cuz you went gold.
zena343

Feb 2 @ 1:47PM  
I have to say that was really good! Kudos!!
themama

Feb 2 @ 1:57PM  
That was really good... Giving you a greenie...
lunanegra

Feb 2 @ 1:59PM  
It should be back on the main page,because it was the first original thought Ive heard here in.... forever.
soonersoccer

Feb 2 @ 3:32PM  
What's this green shit everyone is talking about?
lunanegra

Feb 2 @ 6:35PM  
Green shit...Nickelodeon slime? lol When we mean "green things/smiley face/cookies" around here,we mean 'Kudos'. They're there for....I don't know,to let you know you did good on your blog?
DarkKnightWalking

Feb 2 @ 6:56PM  


Well said, well done.

Kudos are the equivalent of Pervian money. ( In case you didn't know, this cyber-land is called Pervia ) You use them by clicking the little green smiley face at the top of every blog. You can only kudo once on a blog. One important tip: Skwirl is our countries Prezident....so...any time her Honor makes an announcement (blog ) remember, kudos are money, so pay your Pervian taxes...

Or else this happens....

Or this....skwirls dont play around....

Don't say that I didn't warn ya....
And don't forget skwirls love nutz.....
theSkwirl

Feb 2 @ 7:04PM  
Yup, tomorrow is State of the Mess Address time.. bring your kudos and leave em at the door.. tax time baybees.
Sunshine79

Feb 2 @ 7:12PM  
That was cute!!
VirtualSlut4u

Feb 14 @ 1:48PM  
The blog was so well written... I started to post my comment saying so and adding that you SS have the soul of a poet (consider it said)...

then I decided to read the other posts and ended up LMAO.... because SS you asked "what's all this green shit".... I'm still LOL... OMG this is too funny.

Again - the actual blog was soulful -- the rest is just frikkin halarious.

VS
lemondrop

Mar 25 @ 11:21AM  
That was a great blog, in all fairness.
Good to see some originality bouncing around.
More green shit (smells good though) for you.

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