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For me it was letting a silent but deadly stinky fart in the car and not rolling down the window. My aunt, uncle and grandmother was with us in a nine passenger station wagon heading off to the Colorado River with a boat in tow. As every window rolled down but mine, the old man pulled over. Once stopped, I got worked over by the side of the road.

It was my aunt and uncle's new car. It was the first car that I had ever been in that had electric windows and I didn't know how to get the window to roll down.

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StraddleMyNose

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Feb 1 @ 3:52PM  
I can't stop laughing about your trouble as a kid...
samclaunts

Feb 1 @ 3:57PM  
shooting other kids with my Daisey B B gun,
somehow it made people mad
But why give a kid a B B gun and not expect him to shoot other kids
sam
Wordsofwit

Feb 1 @ 4:02PM  
I was a victim of circumstances. It was so bad I could hardly stand it. Hell, I didn't want to smell it. It wasn't my idea to barbecue spare ribs before we left. The barbecue gave everybody gas, windows were rolling down every ten minutes. I just happened to be the first one to fart, the only one to get in trouble, and the only one who didn't know how to roll down the damned window.
theSkwirl

Feb 1 @ 4:03PM  
Unconscious Kleptomania .... I'd walk off with stuff that wasn't mine and not realize it til I was in trouble.
1bunny629

Feb 1 @ 4:14PM  
I really think that was wrong! You (Bruce) shouldn't have goten "worked over" for passing gas! Hell these days people are trying to save their own gas to try and fill up their cars! Funny...we have gone full circle.
Wordsofwit

Feb 1 @ 4:18PM  
Daisey B B gun

About 15 years ago I was visiting some friends. Their 12 YO son had just gotten a BB gun for his birthday. His dad always got the Sunday paper. Well, the kid had up a target on a piece of plywood and leaned it against the fence and he was shooting at it. I got an idea.

I went out to my car and there were a few McDonalds bags in the back seat on the floor. I always got fries but I don't put ketchup on them and they always gave me packets of ketchup. I rounded up about five of them. I went and got an old newspaper. I found a suitable picture. It was a woman in an ad for a bra sale at a department store. I tore the page out and duct taped the ketchup packet behind her head. I then called the kid over and explained the concept.

He loved it and was soon raiding fast food joints for taco sauce, Arby's sauce and ketchup. Well about three days later, I came home from work and found an obscenity laced voice mail. It was his mother. Apparently the young man had snuck into her bedroom and made off with the eight by ten on his little brother and, well, let's just say that was the end of the BB gun.
PinkToeNails

Feb 1 @ 4:23PM  
I tore the page out and duct taped the ketchup packet behind her head. I then called the kid over and explained the concept.

allow me to introduce the first serial murderer that neighborhood had probably ever seen.....

Why would you teach a kid to do that? what if he had gained a real fascination in seeing actual blood coming from someone's head?!?!? I just don't think that was right Bruce..... for shame!!
zena343

Feb 1 @ 4:34PM  
Well to be honest WoW, can you blame his mother!! Not a very smart move there elax!
Wordsofwit

Feb 1 @ 4:36PM  
allow me to introduce the first serial murderer that neighborhood had probably ever seen.

Well this last December he got his Master's in geology and now makes over 80 grand a year analyzing seismic data on a computer for an oil company.

Besides, he was already killing people and all sorts creatures on his video games. But after blasting baby brother those got taken away for quite also as I recall.

Why would you teach a kid to do that?

Why? it's simple why. I can remember when I was that age and easily understand how cool that would have been to me.
casuallylooking

Feb 1 @ 4:39PM  
Yeap, those darned BB guns will get you in trouble every time..
When I was about 12 my cousin who was about 2 1/2 times bigger than me and I were out target shooting with bb guns. He kept picking at me and making fun of the way I talked and then he would run away from me so I couldn't do anything to him. I told him if he kept it up I was going to shoot him in the butt with the bb gun..

Needless to say, he didn't listen..
I didn't understand why I got in so much trouble...I warned him.

Bruce, I have to agree with Pink, not a good thing to teach a kid..
lunanegra

Feb 1 @ 4:44PM  
Um....well...melting plastic in the microwave and just randomly setting things on fire. SMALL things,like pieces of paper. *ahem* Okay,here's one less disturbing:

I think I was maybe 6 years old or so,I remember sneaking a box of orange cream-sicles from the freezer while my mom was taking a nap in the living room one afternoon. My intent was to give them away to the other little kids in my neighborhood to either have them stop giving me hell on the school bus,or to make allies of them,or to just have friends,period. Well,when my mom woke up,she was pissed but I think I was spared the belt that day and given a lecture about "not stealing".
PinkToeNails

Feb 1 @ 4:45PM  
Thanks CL

Like I said in the email Bruce, I'm glad the kid turned out okay but there is a chance he might not have.... You could have taught him to shoot at anything.... but a woman, with a packet of ketchup taped to the back to simulate blood? He could have really become fascinated with that and became a killer just for the pure pleasure of it. I'd have been hotter than hell at you for that. And if that was just 15 years ago.... you were plenty old enough to know better. JMO!
Wordsofwit

Feb 1 @ 5:00PM  
Well, that was the only full page ad. I guess the moral to all of this is that it okay to actually shoot some guy with a BB gun if you're a girl but gawd forbid a boy shooting a woman in bra advertisement. I am laughing my ass off.
ynot7769

Feb 1 @ 5:01PM  
well....i didn't actully git in trouble...matter of fact only a few even know this .......ummm.... i set an island on fire by accident once.............me n three others yelled for ppl to call 911 and saved the day...we were heros........ never told nobody...
girlcountry

Feb 1 @ 5:12PM  
I was a good little girl!

Ok, there was this one time...I had a twin brother and we were about 7 or 8. Remember those old black and white tv's that would occasionally lose the picture and the screen would say, " We are experiencing technical difficluties. Please stand by." ? Well, that happened one day and I convinced my brother that he had to actually stand BY the tv or it wouldn't come back on! My parents got home after about 15 minutes and asked him what he was doing.....I got grounded for that! never understood that!
peachpuzzah

Feb 1 @ 5:34PM  
i got a real good spanking whne i was about 7 for cutting my mothers best friends little girls hair off ....it wouldn't have been so bad but she had long blond ringletts and to this day she hasn't had a curl on her head......
soft_touch938

Feb 1 @ 5:35PM  
I pretty much didn't get in trouble with my folks. They were the kind of parents that gave you a "talkin' to" and if I got grounded it never stuck. No matter what I did there was little or no consequences.

With one exception. We didn't sass Mom or nag her...unless Dad wasn't around. When he was all it took was a calm voice saying..."You heard your Mom..." and ya knew to straighten up.

I do remember well the night I broke my curfew and as I was doing my nightly pin-ups...that's settin' my hair in pincurls for you young pups....she just kept after me until in frustration the wrong thing came out my mouth..."Well what the hell do you think I was doing!!!??"

I heard Dad's feet hit the floor and OMG I wanted to run but knew I'd have to come back eventually. He grabbed me by the hair and proceeded to blister my ass but good.

A lesson well learned I might add. I didn't straighten up...I just made damn sure Dad wasn't anywhere within hearing range ever again!
asnet

Feb 1 @ 5:55PM  
I punched out the kissass son of the landlord next door, who was considered on the same social status level as my great aunt landlord who lived two houses over. I hit him good. I bloodied his nose, and he went down crying on the first shot, then ran away squealing like a baby pig. I caught hell for it, not because I caused blood and gore, but because I had attacked the social structure of my neighborhood, and violated class lines. Women don't understand boys or blood and gore. I sometimes think that most of my problems in Life come from the sense of wounded pride caused by the way I was punished for this victory.

onehornytoad69

Feb 1 @ 6:13PM  
I will get back to ya..... cookin and my Doggie.. need me..!
LilGriz

Feb 1 @ 6:36PM  
i set an island on fire by accident once

And some wonder what will happen when you get too close to a grill????? Just sayin, ya know....
sideffex

Feb 1 @ 7:40PM  
2nd grade, the cutest little girl sat in front of me. We'll call her Amy (cause that's actually her name ) and she usually wore a ponytail. Well, one day during art period, I decided to cut her ponytail off. I'd like to say I did it out of "2nd grade love" or even meanness, but the truth is, I have no idea why I did it.

7th grade: called teacher a bastard.
8th grade: called teacher a bitch.
10th: caught smoking bud in the bathroom.
10th again: typed up a "student transferral request", handed my biology teacher the paper and my book, and had lunch period free for the remainder of the year, until 2 weeks before summer vacation, when my trick was discovered.

These are just the most ignorant, my whole 12 years would take a book.
Looking4ever

Feb 1 @ 8:06PM  
I have a sister that is 6 years younger than me and she went to bed a lot earlier than I would. I'd wake her up when I was going to bed and tell her it was time to get up and go to school. That was fun. I was in 5th-6th grade.

My cousin and I decided to squish my other sister between the door and the storm door. Her but went through the window of the storm door. We all got in trouble for that. I think we were about 7 or 8.

I threw a bowling ball at my sister and missed and it went through the wall into my parents' room. We both got in trouble for that. (It's the sister in the 2nd story...she is15 mos. younger than me). We were in jr. high then. We actually broke a lot of windows and doors (and left holes in walls) with our fights. We're really good friends now.

Same sister and I used to lay ourselves across the little sisters jumper seat and get it to go as close to the ground as we could and the jump off at the same time. Instant Jack-in-the-box! Our mother didn't think that was so funny.

sugarnspice005

Feb 1 @ 8:29PM  
My Dad's hunting dog managed to break his chain and run off. My Dad hollered and was threatening to ground me for a week when the dog came wandering in the yard. Dad thought I had let the dog off his chain, so when he went to put the dog back on it's chain, he saw the dog had broken it. And for the next 7 years that Dad had that dog, that dog went through 14 chains, the last 3 of which were heavy duty chains, almost thick enough to be used for tow chains.
flavorbuster

Feb 1 @ 9:47PM  
My wiener dog had puppies & I told my niece & nephew it was good milk to drink & as they sucked on the dogs tits I ran & told their mom which caused me to receive a severe ass whipping ...... .....
fortysixandtwo

Feb 1 @ 10:20PM  
flavor that was just wrong
Detach

Feb 1 @ 10:28PM  
I always talked the women in the neighborhood to enjoy regular playground or swimming activity without any clothes on. I got into trouble a couple of times by adult passers by, but was in serious trouble when one of the mothers of these girls caught her showing off naked at her bedroom window to us. *sigh* good times.
lunanegra

Feb 1 @ 11:50PM  
My wiener dog had puppies & I told my niece & nephew it was good milk to drink & as they sucked on the dogs tits I ran & told their mom which caused me to receive a severe ass whipping

OMG! So hilarious,but so wrong....but so hilarious.
Nightstorm

Feb 2 @ 11:35AM  
Blowing up the condoms I found in the dresser drawer when I was 10 and adding them to the balloons at my grandmothers 60th birthday party got me an introduction to a leather belt & the facts of life all in the same day.
dmbchick420

Feb 2 @ 11:43AM  
Hmm...

Well the one that sticks out in my mind was when I was at the babysitter's and I think I was about 7 or 8 at the time. My babysitter was watching another girl that was probably about 4 or 5. We were in the basement, which was all nice and fixed up and was basically a "play room". The floor was still the cement floor in the one spot and she was riding on a little scooter and kept coming up to me and kicking me in the leg, so I finally got sick of it and kicked her scooter, a little too hard apparently, and she went flying and fell and landed on her face and knocked out her two front teeth!!! I can remember a huge pile of blood on the floor and I was pretty scared because I didn't mean to hurt her like that

I got in big trouble by my mom and the parents of that girl were pissed!!!!! I don't know what really happened after that, but that girl didn't get babysat by her anymore! I wonder where the hell my babysitter was......I think it's her fault!!!
Wordsofwit

Feb 2 @ 12:04PM  
Blowing up the condoms I found in the dresser drawer when I was 10 and adding them to the balloons at my grandmothers 60th birthday party got me an introduction to a leather belt & the facts of life all in the same day.

Multiple offenses, all felonies.
This is for going in our bedroom (WHAP, SNAP, CRACK)
This is for snooping (WHAP, SNAP, CRACK)
This is for stealing (WHAP, SNAP, CRACK)
This is for embarrassing your mother and I (WHAP, SNAP, CRACK)
This is for embarrassing your grandmother...

...You can put the belt up dear, he's dead.

I think it's her fault!!!

The younger generations, no accountability or acceptance of responsibility for their actions LOL
dmbchick420

Feb 2 @ 12:11PM  
The younger generations, no accountability or acceptance of responsibility for their actions LOL

I just think that had she been watching us like she was supposed to that probably would not have happened, but I was an evil child at times
Nightstorm

Feb 2 @ 12:43PM  
You can put the belt up dear, he's dead.

Guess that explains why I make people nervous in a funeral home.
xquseme

Feb 2 @ 12:58PM  
I went out to my car and there were a few McDonalds bags in the back seat on the floor. I always got fries but I don't put ketchup on them and they always gave me packets of ketchup. I rounded up about five of them. I went and got an old newspaper. I found a suitable picture. It was a woman in an ad for a bra sale at a department store. I tore the page out and duct taped the ketchup packet behind her head. I then called the kid over and explained the concept.
Great imagination, and a cool time consuming attention grabber for a kid. IMO, it's
better than shooting at innocent birds....and you'd hope that the kid could differentiate
between imaginary blood and real gore...

Now, if you told the kid to imagine that he was targeting ACTUAL PEOPLE, well then,
we might have a problem...
Sunshine79

Feb 2 @ 7:23PM  
My dad is a mechanic. Anything that goes wrong with my car is my fault. One day I was driving when kid threw a tennis ball at my car. Well, after I stopped, shut off the car, I did what I had to do and came back. I turned on the car and heard what sounded like a hammer winging around under my hood. I open the hood and there is the tennis ball all mangled up and my alternator belt was gone. I had to get towed home. I thought for sure I couldn't get in trouble for this, I had the ball as proof. ANd what did he say to me?? "What you do, open it and put it in there?? There is no way a ball is gonna end up there!!"

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