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As You Slide Down the Banister of Life..... posted 2/1/2009 11:17:04 AM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: funny, life, sunshine   Sunshine79 Remember............... 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People' 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well....... it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8.. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9 My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can. 10. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.' 11. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment...for enjoying sex. 12. As you slide down the banister of life, may The splinters never point the wrong way. .......... .............. ............. ............... ......... Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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paulywalnuts	Feb 1 @ 11:23AM
	Sunshine...You are at it again...
fantasyfactory	Feb 1 @ 11:32AM
	The difference between god and a doctor...........god doesnt think he's/she's a doctor.
zena343	Feb 1 @ 11:55AM
	great ones sunshine!!
onehornytoad69	Feb 1 @ 12:15PM
DarkKnightWalking	Feb 1 @ 12:22PM
theSkwirl	Feb 1 @ 2:27PM
	Amen on number 5! Phone doesn't ring til then either.
StraddleMyNose	Feb 1 @ 2:55PM
	I'm surprised Bruce hasn't commented on this...
Xien607	Feb 1 @ 5:32PM
	Sushineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Must be bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
flavorbuster	Feb 1 @ 10:53PM
sugarnspice005	Feb 1 @ 10:58PM
fortysixandtwo	Feb 1 @ 11:18PM
	As you slide down the banister of life, may The splinters never point the wrong way and also make sure there's not a post sticking up at the end .
dmbchick420	Feb 2 @ 9:30AM
	LOL! This one is so very true: A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment...for enjoying sex I read a pin yesterday that said, "Raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree."