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As You Slide Down the Banister of Life.....

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  Sunshine79

Remember...............


1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.
It's called 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'


2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.


3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you
to kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant flash and it is gone.


5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.


6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well....... it really chilled the mood.


7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.

8.. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

9 My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.

10. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off.
I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.'


11. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment...for enjoying sex.

12. As you slide down the banister of life, may
The splinters never point the wrong way.


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paulywalnuts

Feb 1 @ 11:23AM  
Sunshine...You are at it again...
fantasyfactory

Feb 1 @ 11:32AM  
The difference between god and a doctor...........god doesnt think he's/she's a doctor.
zena343

Feb 1 @ 11:55AM  
great ones sunshine!!
onehornytoad69

Feb 1 @ 12:15PM  
DarkKnightWalking

Feb 1 @ 12:22PM  
theSkwirl

Feb 1 @ 2:27PM  
Amen on number 5! Phone doesn't ring til then either.
StraddleMyNose

Feb 1 @ 2:55PM  
I'm surprised Bruce hasn't commented on this...
Xien607

Feb 1 @ 5:32PM  
Sushineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Must be bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
flavorbuster

Feb 1 @ 10:53PM  
sugarnspice005

Feb 1 @ 10:58PM  
fortysixandtwo

Feb 1 @ 11:18PM  
As you slide down the banister of life, may
The splinters never point the wrong way
and also make sure there's not a post sticking up at the end .

dmbchick420

Feb 2 @ 9:30AM  
LOL! This one is so very true:
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

Definition of a teenager? God's punishment...for enjoying sex
I read a pin yesterday that said, "Raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree."

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