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posted 2/1/2009 12:40:29 AM |
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  DarkKnightWalking

In the wake of recent one liner attacks and nasty little blogs....all is quiet, undisturbed...the residents sleep the sleep of the dead, exhausted beyond measure.

Then the ground begins to shift and shudder beneath a lone oak tree...gently at first, but still more it moves, as if pushed from beneath...more still it shifts as a gigantic head begins to worm its way from the soil. Nearly as big as a mountain itself, it slowly works its way up. Bald headed and sunken eyed, still more appears, great shoulders, a huge waist and tree long legs, massive flat feet. Finally free of its dirt prison, it shakes off the remaining soil, revealing itself to be a massive ogre, tall and strong...slowly it turns and begins to walk with long strides downhill towards the unsuspecting town of Pervia with deep purpose.

Arriving at its destination, it slows its steps, looking for something...or some one...carefully lifting the very roofs from atop the houses, it continues on...seeking...finally it finds the two it has sought and carefully and quietly it reaches in and removes two of Pervias most cherished townfolk, sneaking back into the night with its prizes...

It is but the work of minutes for this beasts long legs to carry them miles away to a small wood, where it lays them gently atop a large tree, still sleeping and exhausted. With an evil smile it begins to shake the tree, softly at first, then harder until the two pairs of eyes pop open and they gasp at their predicament. Slowly the great beast leans in closer and closer and its lips part to reveal a snaggle toothed smile...then it draws in a deep cyclone breath and says...
( in a Shirley Temple voice )
"Happy Burfday to joo....Happy Burfday to JOO...Happy BURFday to BlueEyes708 and Looking4ever...........
HAPPy BURFday to JOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Producing a large cake all lit on the tip of its massive finger, it lays it atop the tree with the astonished pair, then slowly strides away into the forest...

*A Wicked Laugh whispers upon the winds of the wood*
( then is punctuated by the mutters of a Master and his Goblin peon)
I TOLD you it was BirTHday...BirTHday, you imbecile....*Smack smacksmack smacksmacksmack*

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NightOfOld

Feb 1 @ 1:01AM  
FOR
BlueEyes and Looking4ever

A birthday means a moment to share
A birthday means a moment to care

For a birthday is a special day
That comes just once in one year's way

For a birthday is a day of hope
When you don't mix your wishes with mope

And you learn to count the joys it has brought
And all life's lessons you were taught

And today dear it is your birthday too
So that's why I'm sending for you

Brilliant thoughts with you to share
Your very special day because I care.

Happy Birthday! ! !


StraddleMyNose

Feb 1 @ 6:33AM  
Funny story, especially this part...

Slowly the great beast leans in closer and closer and its lips part to reveal a snaggle toothed smile...then it draws in a deep cyclone breath and says...
( in a Shirley Temple voice )
"Happy Burfday to joo....Happy Burfday to JOO...Happy BURFday to BlueEyes708 and Looking4ever...........
HAPPy BURFday to JOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Producing a large cake all lit on the tip of its massive finger, it lays it atop the tree with the astonished pair, then slowly strides away into the forest...

*A Wicked Laugh whispers upon the winds of the wood*
( then is punctuated by the mutters of a Master and his Goblin peon)
I TOLD you it was BirTHday...BirTHday, you imbecile....*Smack smacksmack smacksmacksmack*


Happy birthday to both of you!
StraddleMyNose

Feb 1 @ 6:35AM  
Oh, and a kudo for a damn good humerous blog!
onehornytoad69

Feb 1 @ 7:18AM  
Happy Birthday...BlueEyes708 and Looking4ever...........!!!!!!
May all of yalls wishes & dreams come true!!!
zena343

Feb 1 @ 9:33AM  
Have a wonderful Birthday 'Blue Eyes' and 'Looking' !
PinkToeNails

Feb 1 @ 9:37AM  
Happy Birthday Ladies!!!

theSkwirl

Feb 1 @ 10:54AM  
A very happy birthday to two of my favorite ladies of all time! Though, blue eyes.. I don't believe you are as old as you say.. I think you are younger than me :P

BlueEyes708

Feb 1 @ 11:09AM  
Thank you all and Happy Birthday D. I hope you have a great one.

And Yes Skwirl, that is my real age, though I did get carded in the French Quarter twice last month. Once by some kid who was selling me a drink, and the other by a lady just as onld as me at the Casino.

Oh and thank you my love for the wonderful story. Don't beat that Orge too bad, he tried and it was sweet.

themama

Feb 1 @ 11:25AM  
Happy B-day to the two of you...
DarkKnightWalking

Feb 1 @ 11:31AM  
And Yes Skwirl, that is my real age

She lies....her cake had 21 on it.....
ValentineGirl214

Feb 1 @ 2:07PM  
Happy Birthday to you both!!! Kudos for a great story!!
BlueEyes708

Feb 1 @ 5:54PM  
Thank you everyone. It's been a wonderful day. I think I'll go take a nap

edera
Looking4ever

Feb 1 @ 7:48PM  
Thanks for the birthday wishes and the fun story!
dmbchick420

Feb 2 @ 9:52AM  
Happy (belated) Birthday to both of you!
Cootiesprayer

Feb 4 @ 6:52PM  
A very happy belated birthday to you dear Edera.

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