Be afraid, be very afraid.....Smart man....
I suggest copying this poll and sending it whenever appropriate.Well noted....
Times a day you degrade yourself by posting one liners: .087
Times laughed at: 1.6
Times threatened: to what???
Times banned from a website: LMAO umm 3
Do you live at home with parent/parents: Yes/No
Do you live in the basement: Yes/No
Times a day you masturbate: Come count em for me.
Are you still a virgin: Yes/No (animals DO NOT count) k Define virgin?
Periods of time you watch porn(choose one ): Hours___Days___Weeks XXX_
Ever been in a relationship? Yes/No
If yes, period of time: Minutes____Hours____ Millenia X
Was she real or inflatable? Real/Inflatable He was real.
Do you have a job? (paper route DOES NOT count) Yes/No I'm the Prez!
Do you own any sex toys Yes/No Moi? *she asks innocently*
If yes, how many? __More than three__
If yes, how many are of the "self service" variety? ___ (check here if all_X but two .. they are umm self motivated__ )
And the most important question...
Have you ever REALLY gotten laid as a result of your weak attempts? (fractions DO NOT count) Yes/No Nothin weak about my attempts baybee..
Would you be willing to submit to a polygraph, concerning the previous question?
Yes/No Ummm .. yeah sure.. bring it.
I'm sorry Madame Prezident....after careful calculations ( and assorted alcohol factors) our department has determined you do not fall into this particular classification. This due to having a job, a relationship and in general, a life. Therefore you do not qualify. But thanks for playing!
Tell her what she's won Johnny!
*An all expense paid trip for one of our researchers, armed with an electronic counter programmed to reach the gazillion mark to visit your home and count those masturbation sessions jussssst for YOU!!!! *