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posted 1/30/2009 10:34:26 PM |
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  DarkKnightWalking

Well, since there seems to be a proliference of one liners these days, I will finally get to see just how this stuff works...let the one liner folk come forth and declare their success ( or burnt down defeat ) of their attempts and deepest quest to score with a single line. To have the gender they seek fall down at their feet legs spread ( or pee pee stiff ) and ready to do them till their feet fall off. Let the numbers be counted!!!




So.......without further adieu....
I present...

THE ONE LINER BLOGGER POLL!!!!

Times a day you degrade yourself by posting one liners:____
Times laughed at:___
Times threatened:___
Times banned from a website:____
Do you live at home with parent/parents: Yes/No
Do you live in the basement: Yes/No
Times a day you masturbate:____
Are you still a virgin: Yes/No (animals DO NOT count)
Periods of time you watch porn(choose one ): Hours___Days___Weeks___
Ever been in a relationship? Yes/No
If yes, period of time: Minutes____Hours____
Was she real or inflatable? Real/Inflatable
Do you have a job? (paper route DOES NOT count) Yes/No
Do you own any sex toys Yes/No
If yes, how many? ____
If yes, how many are of the "self service" variety? ___ (check here if all___ )
And the most important question...
Have you ever REALLY gotten laid as a result of your weak attempts? (fractions DO NOT count) Yes/No
Would you be willing to submit to a polygraph, concerning the previous question?
Yes/No

Let the peeplze speaketh forthwith!!!

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Sunshine79

Jan 30 @ 10:38PM  
I'm ready to start off with a BANG!!!
soft_touch938

Jan 30 @ 10:44PM  
fantasyfactory

Jan 30 @ 10:53PM  
Aw comon! A pity fuck is better than no fuck at all! Besides that, it runs off all the bait!
StraddleMyNose

Jan 31 @ 5:27AM  
Troll Killers, Inc. If we can't fix your problem, You're FUCKED.**********

Be afraid, be very afraid.....

aftershox

Jan 31 @ 6:48AM  
I suggest copying this poll and sending it whenever appropriate.

theSkwirl

Jan 31 @ 9:48AM  
Times a day you degrade yourself by posting one liners: .087
Times laughed at: 1.6
Times threatened: to what???
Times banned from a website: LMAO umm 3
Do you live at home with parent/parents: Yes/No
Do you live in the basement: Yes/No
Times a day you masturbate: Come count em for me.
Are you still a virgin: Yes/No (animals DO NOT count) k Define virgin?
Periods of time you watch porn(choose one ): Hours___Days___Weeks XXX_
Ever been in a relationship? Yes/No
If yes, period of time: Minutes____Hours____ Millenia X
Was she real or inflatable? Real/Inflatable He was real.
Do you have a job? (paper route DOES NOT count) Yes/No I'm the Prez!
Do you own any sex toys Yes/No Moi? *she asks innocently*
If yes, how many? __More than three__
If yes, how many are of the "self service" variety? ___ (check here if all_X but two .. they are umm self motivated__ )
And the most important question...
Have you ever REALLY gotten laid as a result of your weak attempts? (fractions DO NOT count) Yes/No Nothin weak about my attempts baybee..
Would you be willing to submit to a polygraph, concerning the previous question?
Yes/No Ummm .. yeah sure.. bring it.
DarkKnightWalking

Jan 31 @ 10:06AM  
Be afraid, be very afraid.....
Smart man....

I suggest copying this poll and sending it whenever appropriate.
Well noted....


Times a day you degrade yourself by posting one liners: .087
Times laughed at: 1.6
Times threatened: to what???
Times banned from a website: LMAO umm 3
Do you live at home with parent/parents: Yes/No
Do you live in the basement: Yes/No
Times a day you masturbate: Come count em for me.
Are you still a virgin: Yes/No (animals DO NOT count) k Define virgin?
Periods of time you watch porn(choose one ): Hours___Days___Weeks XXX_
Ever been in a relationship? Yes/No
If yes, period of time: Minutes____Hours____ Millenia X
Was she real or inflatable? Real/Inflatable He was real.
Do you have a job? (paper route DOES NOT count) Yes/No I'm the Prez!
Do you own any sex toys Yes/No Moi? *she asks innocently*
If yes, how many? __More than three__
If yes, how many are of the "self service" variety? ___ (check here if all_X but two .. they are umm self motivated__ )
And the most important question...
Have you ever REALLY gotten laid as a result of your weak attempts? (fractions DO NOT count) Yes/No Nothin weak about my attempts baybee..
Would you be willing to submit to a polygraph, concerning the previous question?
Yes/No Ummm .. yeah sure.. bring it.

I'm sorry Madame Prezident....after careful calculations ( and assorted alcohol factors) our department has determined you do not fall into this particular classification. This due to having a job, a relationship and in general, a life. Therefore you do not qualify. But thanks for playing!
Tell her what she's won Johnny!
*An all expense paid trip for one of our researchers, armed with an electronic counter programmed to reach the gazillion mark to visit your home and count those masturbation sessions jussssst for YOU!!!! *
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theSkwirl

Jan 31 @ 1:01PM  
Wait... so all the researcher is gonna do is count? Well hell... anyone here just wanna fuck???
DarkKnightWalking

Jan 31 @ 2:38PM  
Now....what you and the researcher do in the privacy in your own home, welllll......


Besides, remember our motto......
dmbchick420

Feb 2 @ 9:07AM  


It figures....I've been gone all weekend and all these good blogs I've missed

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