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A bad day when everything goes bad

posted 1/30/2009 3:06:30 PM |
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A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, What'cha gonna do about it?

The poor little guy starts crying.

'Come on, man. I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying.'

'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs. 'I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.

When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance.

I took a cab home and I left my wallet in the cab.

When I got home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.

So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.'

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paulywalnuts

Jan 30 @ 3:17PM  
Murphy's Law..at it's finest
theSkwirl

Jan 30 @ 4:18PM  
I used to take care of a lil old man.. an odd little old man.. who would always complain that I was trying to poison him.. ok I know off topic but deal.. anyway.. one day I'd had enough and said.. "Shut up and eat your poison." from then on he was a pussycat. Ok done hijacking your blog.
casuallylooking

Jan 30 @ 5:53PM  
Some days just Really suck!!!
onehornytoad69

Jan 31 @ 12:13AM  
thx!!!

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