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[sarcasm]Yep, I did it....I littered the blog space. Everyone else is doing it. Apparently, it's the cool thing to do.[/sarcasm]

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1bunny629

Jan 30 @ 2:20PM  
I got a blog for ya....titled..."Sunshines Pussy is Throbbin"...can anyone help the poor girl out?!. ..or Hey! " Horny in Memphis", will someone please step up to the plate?!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry...just pretendig to be a newbie!
soft_touch938

Jan 30 @ 2:27PM  
Ok lady.....if ya want jazzed up blogs then let's ALL get busy and write one. Tell ya what....you give me a subject you'd like to read about and I'll write one.

C'mon people.........what do you wanna read about??? Everyone is griping about boring blogs so here's your chance....tell us what you want. If ya don't then shut the fuck up....JMHO

(uh....sorry dmb.....didn't mean to go off half cocked.... )
dmbchick420

Jan 30 @ 2:33PM  
Anything besides, "Is this site real?" or "Who wants to fuck?". A joke fine....as long as it isn't a rerun of a rerun of a rerun.

It's okay Softie....I know I'm being a bitch today....I'm just feeling very BLAH with regards to the blogs today.
1bunny629

Jan 30 @ 2:36PM  
Softie said...Half Cocked....I know she knows how to get it to its full state! There ya go Softie! Write us a blog on how to get your man from "half cocked" to FULL COCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!. ..don't leave out any details! please.....
Wordsofwit

Jan 30 @ 2:44PM  
I have seen more interesting blogs to me this week than I have in months. But I will admit that there has been a parade of stale rerun jokes that seems like a continuous loop replayed every week, especially today and yesterday.

I post this joke once a year or so and nobody else does. It is my favorite and I don't believe I have put it out there since you joined. I hope that you like it.

Two adolescent whales, a male and a female, were swimming in the Sea of Japan enjoying a nice day and checking out the ships that were passing by. As they approached this one ship, the male shuddered and stopped.
“What’s wrong?” she asked.
“I think I recognize that ship.” Moving closer in confirmed his apprehension. “Yes, I do recognize it. It is a whaling ship. The one that killed my father!”
“Let’s get out of here!!” She shrieked.
“NO! We need to make sure that ship doesn’t kill any more whales!” He stated with emphatic determination.
“How do you propose to do that?” She asked.
“I think if we come up on it in a hurry, inhale as much air as we can, we can dive under it and exhale on one side of it enough to capsize it.” He calculated.
Her courage rising, she agrees and they swim as fast as they can, inhaling as much air as they can muster before they dive. They come under the ship and exhale with all of their might and the ship rolls over and begins to sink as the sailors abandon ship to proceed swimming towards the shore.
“We did it!!” She gleefully exclaims. “Come on, let’s go.”
“We can’t stop now!!!” he yells. “They will just get another ship and kill more whales. Let’s run the surface and gobble them all up.”
She refuses, saying “No, I went along with the blow job, but I am not swallowing the seamen!”



Sunshine79

Jan 30 @ 2:49PM  
LMAO @ Bruce and Bunny.....you guys are something else!!
dmbchick420

Jan 30 @ 2:53PM  
She refuses, saying “No, I went along with the blow job, but I am not swallowing the seamen!”

I liked it!!! Never heard it before either
theSkwirl

Jan 30 @ 4:16PM  
Hey Bitch.. sending you subliminal Nipple nibbles.. n lubs.. hog all the space you want.. waste it.. what the hell.. it's your turn!
StraddleMyNose

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Jan 30 @ 6:01PM  
Two adolescent whales, a male and a female, were swimming in the Sea of Japan enjoying a nice day and checking out the ships that were passing by. As they approached this one ship, the male shuddered and stopped.
“What’s wrong?” she asked.
“I think I recognize that ship.” Moving closer in confirmed his apprehension. “Yes, I do recognize it. It is a whaling ship. The one that killed my father!”
“Let’s get out of here!!” She shrieked.
“NO! We need to make sure that ship doesn’t kill any more whales!” He stated with emphatic determination.
“How do you propose to do that?” She asked.
“I think if we come up on it in a hurry, inhale as much air as we can, we can dive under it and exhale on one side of it enough to capsize it.” He calculated.
Her courage rising, she agrees and they swim as fast as they can, inhaling as much air as they can muster before they dive. They come under the ship and exhale with all of their might and the ship rolls over and begins to sink as the sailors abandon ship to proceed swimming towards the shore.
“We did it!!” She gleefully exclaims. “Come on, let’s go.”
“We can’t stop now!!!” he yells. “They will just get another ship and kill more whales. Let’s run the surface and gobble them all up.”
She refuses, saying “No, I went along with the blow job, but I am not swallowing the seamen!”
Now that's funny!!!
DarkKnightWalking

Jan 30 @ 6:36PM  
I blogged today.....
fortysixandtwo

Jan 30 @ 8:01PM  
Isn't this blog what you ranted about "blog pollution"
fortysixandtwo

Jan 30 @ 8:13PM  
I..."Sunshines Pussy is Throbbin"...can anyone help the poor girl out?!. ..or Hey! " Horny in Memphis", will someone please step up to the plate?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this sounds like the lines to a verse in a new David Allen Coe song

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