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posted 1/30/2009 11:11:58 AM |
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6' 2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6' 5" pushing 300 lbs, and he's a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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Sunshine79

Jan 30 @ 11:18AM  
He's ot a point there....lol
Sunshine79

Jan 30 @ 11:19AM  
Umm..GOT


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onehornytoad69

Jan 30 @ 11:51AM  
cute Thx!
theSkwirl

Jan 30 @ 3:49PM  
aaaaaaaaargh and I'm blond too.
ready4luv69

Feb 5 @ 12:57AM  
Very CUTE...ThankUVeryMuch!

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