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posted 1/29/2009 5:29:25 AM |
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  the_Donald_2

A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely.” To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.

The first student raises his hand and says, "The sky is definitely blue".

The teacher replies, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".

Another student says, "Grass is definitely green."

The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."

Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?"

The teacher looked at him and said, "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion."

So the student replies, "Then I definitely shit my pants."


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girlcountry

Jan 29 @ 8:32AM  
Not right!! But funny!
max49

Jan 29 @ 8:48AM  
LMFAO
paulywalnuts

Jan 29 @ 4:13PM  
DEFINITELY........A Good One

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