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posted 1/27/2009 5:46:14 PM |
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  PinkToeNails

This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is
a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:



Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.



Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.



Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.



Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set or a new computer, thus stimulating the economy.



Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.

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paulywalnuts

Jan 27 @ 5:59PM  
Oh so True.......A good One
Xien607

Jan 27 @ 6:03PM  
Shhhh!!!

Don't tell anyone this!!!!!
girlcountry

Jan 27 @ 6:22PM  
So very true!!
zena343

Jan 27 @ 6:23PM  
god I hate the government!! I work for them but damn I still hate the buggers!!
Sunshine79

Jan 27 @ 6:28PM  
I say just use it to buy drugs and local prostitutes......
borty293

Jan 27 @ 7:12PM  
I like it when somebody stimulates my package...it stirs my loins...
Wordsofwit

Jan 27 @ 7:26PM  
For some obscure reason, I am not that amused. But others are and that is cool as anything that puts a smile on people's faces under the challenges of peril is a good thing.

That being said, I don't know anybody planning to buy an HD TV or new computer with any stimulus money. I think the money would go towards credit card bills, mortgage and utility payments, and luxuries like food.

Seriously, much of it will be for infrastructure, roads and bridges in particular. That will put people to work in public work projects and get them off of UI and welfare (assuming Americans are hired).

Anyone driving knows the condition of roads and I damned sure don't want to drive over any bridges in Minnesota.

This was done in the thirties by FDR and produced new roads, lovely federal and state parks, dams and irrigation projects to alleviate floods and divert water to areas that don't have enough.

Makes sense to me. Anybody have a better idea?

rdsingle

Jan 27 @ 7:30PM  
Pink thats wonderful. I read your blog to my kids. Not only did they understand your blog, they loved it. Even the youngest, hes 8.
Wordsofwit

Jan 27 @ 7:32PM  
That will put people to work in public work projects and get them off of UI and welfare (assuming Americans are hired).

The reason that I said that was that during the clean up after Katrina and in building the border fence, the contract went to the lowest bidder. What wound up happening that is more than a few contractors hired Mexicans (legal and illegal) to do the actual work.
bandengor

Jan 27 @ 7:46PM  
the last time that came around, somebody says he wan't goning to give the money to China. He was spending all his check on local beer and Prostitutes.
theSkwirl

Jan 27 @ 7:50PM  
I'ma buy sexy panties to send to Borty!!!
evild614

Jan 27 @ 10:38PM  
I say just use it to buy drugs and local prostitutes......

So long as the prostitutes are American, and the drugs are American-grown, I think you're onto the last two ways you can spend money in this country and still keep it in the American economy!
sugarnspice005

Jan 27 @ 10:45PM  
That was good!
themama

Jan 27 @ 11:14PM  
fortysixandtwo

Jan 28 @ 12:06AM  
KUSH and MOUNTAIN DEW !!!!!
onehornytoad69

Jan 28 @ 12:14AM  
Good one.. Thx!
texastigress

Jan 28 @ 1:14AM  
I work for the IRS and every time we have these damned things, it causes a lot of problems. It's a huge thorn in our sides. Stimulus? Hell yes! It stimulates the people to call the IRS asking where theirs is at. Blah!
onehornytoad69

Jan 28 @ 7:01AM  
! It stimulates the people to call the IRS asking where theirs is at.
Hey texastigress.... wheres mine!!!!
StraddleMyNose

Jan 29 @ 9:08AM  
Now that was funny!
dmbchick420

Jan 29 @ 9:27AM  
No shit, right?? LOL!!

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