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Ok, I was just reading an article and this sherriff's name was Sheriff Nutt.
Now, if he pulled me over, I'd have to laugh.

Now, there is Dick Butkus, and my God, what an awful name. What were his parents thinking?? I mean seriously....Ok, the guys real name is Richard Marvin Butkus, Ummm.....why shorten it to Dick Butkus?? That's so terrible!!

I thought finding Harry Balz in the phone directory was funny.....

What about the football plater for the Bengals that changed his name from Chad Johnson to Chad Ochocinco.... Ocho cinco?? WTF were you thinkin'?? I mean for fucks sake, your jersey has the number on it....why change your name??

What awful names do you all know??

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Jan 25 @ 11:49AM  
OMG...Imagine if Skwirl got pulled over by Sheriff Nutt?? Man, he'd be in some big trouble with her!!!

Jan 25 @ 11:57AM  
there's a guy in Korea whose name is YOU SUCK CHA

true story.

Jan 25 @ 12:00PM  
I used to work with a guy named Richard (Dick) Weed

Jan 25 @ 12:03PM  
Sunshine....How about O.J. Simpson

His name is Orenthal James Simpson.

Now what the f**k is Orenthal ???

And what did his mother call him, while growing up ?


Jan 25 @ 12:12PM  
I went to school with a North West and a Candy Kane. I've had many odd student names including April Schauer (pronounced shower) and Crystal Bell. Currently I have a Clever, a Justice and a Shadey. One time I had a student named Baby Jesse. By the time he got to middle school, he wanted to be called B.J., but mom insisted that we call him by his real name. Wonder what ever happened to him?????

Jan 25 @ 12:25PM  
Isn't there or wasn't there a race car driver named Dick Trickle? I always thought I'd have to change my name if it was something like that! Sounds like an STD!!

UT had a quarterback a couple of years back named Jim Bob Cooter... . LMAO!! another name change request please!!!

My brother got a speeding ticket once from a highway patrolman here in TN, his name was Phil Little.... I'm sure it was hard for brother not to laugh his ass off!!


Jan 25 @ 12:26PM  
Oh... there is a man here in East TN named Donald Duck.... he's older though so he was around long before the character was!

I'm sure I'll think of more!

Jan 25 @ 12:31PM  
i knew of a girl named Brighton Early and a poor little boy named Forrest Bush....

Jan 25 @ 12:32PM  
When I was a kid I had a dentist nameed Dr. Slaughter and his nurse was Nurse Blood. Needless to say I still dislike going to the dentist immensely.

Jan 25 @ 12:45PM  
Not an awful name but I went to school with a girl named Echo Waters... I always thought her name was just beautiful.

Jan 25 @ 1:10PM  
Since we all knew one who's name was ???? A cruel couple's last name as Gobbler decided to name their kid Turkey which lived in the neighborhood

Jan 25 @ 1:20PM  
This real close to the blog I posted on the story about a toddler named Adolph Hitler Campbell whose parents were refused an inscribed birthday cake a couple of weeks ago.

Among the names that came out in that blog were:
Frank Zappa naming his two eldest Moon Unit and Dweezil (the next two, twins, had conventional names).
Cher naming her daughter Chastity.
Gweyneth Paltrow naming her daughter Apple.
To me, the top prize goes to Grace Slick, lead singer for the sixties and seventies bands, Jefferson Airplane and Starship. She named her daughter God.

Jan 25 @ 1:43PM  
Sunshine...I forgot about this one...We have a local Doctor up here, His main

function is to perform Vastecomies......His name is Dr. Stopp....(True Story)

Jan 25 @ 1:53PM  
That's some funny shit right there. Right here in Middle Tn. is a dentist and his name is Todd Yankem and just last night I was watching a show that had a woman named Polly Parrott. LMAO I swear this is true. I wouldn't lie to y'all.

Jan 25 @ 1:55PM  
Oh and by the way PTN there was a race car driver by the name of Dick Trickel. LOL

Jan 25 @ 1:56PM  
This is real for I had to use him when I was in Atlanta....

Dr. Proctor

Now use your imagination for what field of medicine he was in.

Jan 25 @ 2:04PM  
I used to go to a clinic where the doctors were Dr. Payne and Dr. Price.

Jan 25 @ 2:28PM  
I had an ob/gyn years ago called Dr. Bush....couldn't stop laughing when I heard that one!!

Jan 25 @ 3:12PM  
When I went through the enlistment for military service, the eye doctor checking the eye sight was Dr. B. Lind.


Jan 25 @ 4:25PM  
I knew a Richard Strong....of course they called him Dick! Dick Strong! HA! and no...I never found out if it was, but he sure did try a couple of times to show me! ....I was only 13.....

Jan 25 @ 10:17PM  
Oh, I forgot to mention....I went to school with a kid named Ricky Bush

Dick Bush....

Jan 27 @ 4:52AM  
What about the football plater for the Bengals that changed his name from Chad Johnson to Chad Ochocinco.... Ocho cinco?? WTF were you thinkin'?? I mean for fucks sake, your jersey has the number on it....why change your name??

Yeah, that was pretty stupid.

I know a family with the last name of McNutt

Also, I remember a girl in high school who was ugly as hell, and her first name was Ethel.

Jan 27 @ 5:38AM  
Not that they were bad names,but I went to middle school with a girl named Eileen Moore...

But the ones that got teased the most were a girl that went to our school very briefly, her name was Fannie Rust.
And a black guy named Richard (Dick) White. Some of the guys started a rumor that they had seen him in the shower after gym class and the name fit him.

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