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Three friends from the local congregation were asked,
'When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?'
Artie said: ' I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man.'
Eugene commented: 'I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives.'
George said: 'I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'



A man goes to see the Rabbi. 'Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.' The Rabbi asked, 'What's wrong?'
The man replied, 'My wife is poisoning me.'
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, 'How can that be?'
The man then pleads, 'I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?'
The Rabbi then offers, 'Tell you what. Let me talk to her,
I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know.'
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, 'Well, I spoke to
your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours.
You want my advice?'
The man said yes and the Rabbi replied, 'Take the poison'




A man goes to a shrink and says, 'Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me.
Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?'
'Relax,' says the Doctor, 'take a deep breath and calm down.
Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?'




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onehornytoad69

Jan 24 @ 6:18AM  
Wordsofwit

Jan 24 @ 6:54AM  
Thanks.
theSkwirl

Jan 24 @ 10:33AM  
shut up and take your poison!!!
Sunshine79

Jan 24 @ 12:00PM  
LMAO!!!
ladykendra

Jan 24 @ 1:09PM  
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Jan 24 @ 3:09PM  



zena343

Jan 24 @ 7:16PM  
Thanks for the laugh needsome!!
max49

Jan 25 @ 8:16AM  

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