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posted 1/22/2009 8:48:05 AM |
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  Sunshine79

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Mabel had lost her husband almost four years ago and was becoming quite the recluse.

Her daughter was constantly calling and urging her to get back into the world.

Finally, Mabel said she wouldn't mind going out, but didn't know anyone.

A few days later her daughter told her, 'Mom I have someone for you to meet'.

Well, it was an immediate hit. They really took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont.

She happily, if not cautiously, accepted.

The first night there she undressed, as did he.

There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.

Looking her over, he asked, 'Why the black panties?

She replied: 'My breasts you can fondle and my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning.'

He knew he was not getting lucky that night. The following night was the same - she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit… But now he was wearing a black condom.

She looked at him and asked: What's with the black condom?'

He replied, 'I want to offer my deepest condolences.'

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PinkToeNails

Jan 22 @ 8:56AM  
That was great!!! Thanks for the laugh!!
onehornytoad69

Jan 22 @ 10:09AM  
good one!!!
max49

Jan 22 @ 10:11AM  
LMAO Good one sweetie.
Wordsofwit

Jan 22 @ 10:17AM  
I liked that!! Slips green thingy to Megan.
dmbchick420

Jan 22 @ 10:32AM  
LMAO
theSkwirl

Jan 22 @ 10:43AM  
Ohh man I neeeeed condolences!!!
MUDSHARK450

Jan 22 @ 11:08AM  
Good one!

Needed a laugh today so I'm glad I stopped by.

Lets see how do I offer my condolences to Skwirl?
Sunshine79

Jan 22 @ 12:14PM  
Ohh man I neeeeed condolences!!!


LMAO@Skwirl!!
NightOfOld

Jan 22 @ 12:21PM  


1bunny629

Jan 22 @ 2:13PM  
Kinda made me horny!
featherone

Jan 22 @ 6:39PM  
made me even hornier, lmao
StraddleMyNose

Jan 23 @ 7:54AM  
Good one, Megan!
SexyStorm

Feb 9 @ 7:27PM  
rock on that was too funny!!!

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