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posted 1/21/2009 9:32:47 PM |
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A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."


"What's that mean?" asked the child.


"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."


The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."


Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said

"OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.."


The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"


( YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )



The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

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You ain't livin'

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ynot7769

Jan 21 @ 9:41PM  
maybe i'm living but read it b4?? just a thought lol............btw...STILL a damn good joke
Sunshine79

Jan 21 @ 11:05PM  
Dirty, dirty girl you!
orzie

Jan 21 @ 11:56PM  
theres a flying monkey getting ready to jump out of my ass
onehornytoad69

Jan 22 @ 7:21AM  
cute... thx!!!
max49

Jan 22 @ 9:51AM  
LMAO
theSkwirl

Jan 22 @ 10:32AM  
At least it wasn't a Skwirl this time!!!!
ynot7769

Jan 22 @ 11:56AM  
theres a flying monkey getting ready to jump out of my ass

ummm ...so what's NEW???
dmbchick420

Jan 22 @ 12:55PM  
LOL...cute What's with the flying monkey out of the ass comment about?

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