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The FEMA genie

posted 1/20/2009 8:31:22 PM |
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A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water.

His horse has already died of thirst.

He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden
he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase.

He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing a FEMA
(Federal Emergency Management Agency) ID badge and a dull gray dress.

There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. 'Well, cowboy,'
says the genie.. 'You know how I work....You have three wishes.'

'I'm not falling for this,' said the cowboy... 'I'm not going trust a FEMA genie...'

'What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!'

The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right.

'OK!, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink.'

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen, and he is surrounded
with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish?'

'My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams.'

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.

'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!'

After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... 'I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful
women will want and need me.'

***POOF***

He was turned into a tampon.

The moral of the story:

If the government offers to help you, there's going to be a string attached



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featherone

Jan 20 @ 8:36PM  
aint that the truth!
theSkwirl

Jan 20 @ 8:59PM  
featherone

Jan 20 @ 9:09PM  
thanks pink, u only can mail a certain amount on here you can delete my message
PinkToeNails

Jan 20 @ 9:17PM  
What is the cut off on emails you can send feather?? I don't think I've ever been cut off... some days I send and recieve a hundred emails... have I been grandfathered in?!?!?
Sunshine79

Jan 20 @ 9:22PM  
OMG.....how fucked up, yet true!!
evild614

Jan 20 @ 11:28PM  
Beautiful!

And of course he forgot to ask the FEMA genie for bathroom privileges...
onehornytoad69

Jan 21 @ 6:23AM  
very true!!!
ynot7769

Jan 21 @ 7:21AM  
max49

Jan 21 @ 8:16AM  
Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it but the bastard got what he wanted.
Xien607

Jan 21 @ 9:12AM  
A Great way to start the morning off:

One Greenie for you, "Pink"
Thenewguy2957

Jan 21 @ 10:08AM  
How much does a genie like that cost the taxpayer? How many did they purchase and why are they leaving them lying around the desert?

Typical gov't irresponsibility with our money!
:)
PinkToeNails

Jan 21 @ 10:10AM  
newguy..... you're putting entirely too much thought into this one!!
dmbchick420

Jan 21 @ 10:37AM  
LMAO

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