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These Idiots Walk Among Us...SCARY!!

posted 1/20/2009 1:21:42 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Caution... They Walk Among Us!
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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.
It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'

The next day someone stole it!

***They walk amongst us!***
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*One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

***They walk among us!!***
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff'

***They Walk Among Us!!***
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.

***They Walk Among Us!!!!***
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the trunk.

***They Walk Among Us!!!!!***
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...

***They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! ***
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'...


***They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!***
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While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

***Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!***

Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce !!!!

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paulywalnuts

Jan 20 @ 1:25PM  
Yes...Aliens from Planet Earth do walk amongst us
NightOfOld

Jan 20 @ 1:38PM  

I've met many people like that.
featherone

Jan 20 @ 1:39PM  
its like when my sister had a sign up for free kittens to a good home, she got a few calls no takers, then she put up a sign kittens 4 sale 50 bucks they were all gone in a week,
1bunny629

Jan 20 @ 2:22PM  
Give it away and there must be something wrong with it. Put a monetary value on it and it will be purchased with pride! That's how paying for sex came about...
max49

Jan 20 @ 2:43PM  
I had a car one time that I coyldn't lock the doors on. For some reason the locks were froze up on it. I put a sign in the back window that said..."Please steal this car. No charges will be pressed against you if you do." No one ever touched it. I got the locks fixed on it and a week later someone broke into it. Go figure.
ynot7769

Jan 20 @ 4:57PM  
Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce !!!!

ain't that illeagal YET???
Sunshine79

Jan 20 @ 5:27PM  
ain't that illeagal YET???

Not yet.....
theSkwirl

Jan 20 @ 5:30PM  
today.. yes I'm not kidding today.. I went to a convenience store and bought an item for $1.50 and for some reason the bimbi couldn't figure out how to give me change. I said I get half dollar back.. i can't give you a half dollar.. ok says I.. how about 2 quarters? Oh I can give you two quarters but you have 50 cents coming .. I just walked away without my change.
sugarnspice005

Jan 20 @ 7:19PM  
It's funny and scary at the same time.
whisperingcomet

Jan 20 @ 9:57PM  
LOL,,,Ok I'm going to confess...the one about the nose ring and the ear ring....got me.... and I blog with ya'll....
whisperingcomet

Jan 20 @ 9:58PM  
Oh, but I'm a little drunk
texastigress

Jan 21 @ 6:37AM  
A lot of you all know that I work at the IRS (as a Tax Examiner) and I have to do a lot of toll-free phone duty every day. The phone calls that really get to me are the ones where the taxpayer is claiming their kids or niece/nephew and the sister, mother or brother is also living with the taxpayer, all of whom depends on the taxpayer for their total support because their not working for some reason or another. I ask the taxpayer why they didn't claim the older relations and they tell me that they didn't know that they could claim adults as dependents. I as well as my coworkers never cease to be amazed by these people and a lot of these taxpayers were allowed to procreate. Sheesh!
onehornytoad69

Jan 21 @ 9:47AM  

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