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posted 1/18/2009 8:37:50 PM |
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once again... not sure if this has been posted or not...

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her 80's and had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiousity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the best of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh yes!", she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter"

Gotta love Miss Beatrice!

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Jan 18 @ 9:49PM  

think it would help fight an ear ache??

Jan 18 @ 10:44PM  
cute... thx!

Jan 18 @ 10:45PM  
Never saw that commin"!! Damn girl1 that was good!

Jan 19 @ 9:40AM  
The flu....LMAO

Cute old lady!!

Feb 14 @ 12:54PM  
Another belly laugh... stop I can't it .... TFC (too fucking cute)

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