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posted 1/18/2009 12:22:50 AM |
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)

(its a real treat)

(a masterpiece)

(wait for it)


The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Never take life too seriously!

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ladykendra

Jan 18 @ 12:30AM  
cute / funny
partytimemary

Jan 18 @ 12:37AM  
Somehow.....I jus saw that comin' but it was good!!!

Thanks!
Wordsofwit

Jan 18 @ 8:12AM  
Somehow.....I jus saw that comin

That's because somebody else posted it last week or the week before.
partytimemary

Jan 18 @ 10:38AM  
Well HELL WoW - I guess I missed it the first time around. Shame on me huh??

Sunshine79

Jan 18 @ 10:42AM  
LMAO.....
theSkwirl

Jan 18 @ 7:51PM  
I prefer the Dice-Clay version.. "eat a tick tack patty whack and come suck on my bone.
ynot7769

Jan 19 @ 5:56AM  
ok...sang it just a wee bit....

I prefer the Dice-Clay version.. "eat a tick tack patty whack and come suck on my bone.

YEAHHHHH the Diceman rulesss

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