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The Monkey and The Lizard

posted 1/17/2009 8:11:33 PM |
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Not sure if this has been posted but here goes.....................

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some". So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few puffs. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is "dry" and is going to get a drink from the river.
The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the shore, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while trying to get a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint and he looks up and says "Hey you!!"
The monkey looks down and says "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck duuuuuuuuuude!!! How much water did you drink???"

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Jan 17 @ 9:13PM  
That was good!! Hadn't heard that one before!

Jan 17 @ 9:29PM  

Jan 17 @ 9:40PM  
Does not compare to a fish out of water cause he's stoned

Jan 17 @ 10:17PM  

New one to me.

Jan 17 @ 10:39PM  
I hadn't heard that one before either. It was cute.

Jan 17 @ 11:02PM  
I love it and so does my girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Jan 18 @ 12:30AM  

Jan 18 @ 5:48AM  
cute.. thx!!!

Jan 18 @ 6:56AM  
Remind me of the Warner Bros. cartoon with Sylvester the cat, the mouse, and the kangaroo.

Jan 18 @ 10:44AM  
That has got to be my favorite joke ever!! Greenie for you!!!

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