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posted 1/17/2009 6:23:34 AM |
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"He Said, I Said"

He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me. . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me . . . Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him . . . They don't have time!

He said to me. . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him . . . We don't know - it has never happened.

He said to me. . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

I said. . .What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.

He said to me . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I sa id to him . . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.


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flavorbuster

Jan 17 @ 7:41AM  
like the pot calling the kettle black
girlcountry

Jan 17 @ 8:33AM  
Ohhhhh! Are you ever in trouble!!
casuallylooking

Jan 17 @ 8:42AM  
Althought it's meant to be a joke,and many will most likely find them funny, the title surprises me.. Sounds to me like it's both of them. Unfortunately too many of these probably happen in real life........The last one especially being quite pitiful.

Flavor has a point with his comment.

just my opinion, nothing more....

rdsingle

Jan 17 @ 9:14AM  
Oh that hurt, mostly true, but hurts
Sunshine79

Jan 17 @ 11:30AM  
He said to me. . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

I actually had to say this yesterday.....lol

LOOK IN THE FREEZER, it's called DEFROST!! Then COOK!!!

As if I'm like the only one in this fuckin' house that know how to use the stove....geez!
ladykendra

Jan 18 @ 12:37AM  
GothicBIBeauty

Jan 11 @ 1:06PM  
Oh my God thats just what I needed today. Made me laugh thank you

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Chalk these up to the feminine gender