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Chalk these up to the feminine gender posted 1/17/2009 6:23:34 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse   shyone_4u699 "He Said, I Said" He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me. . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said to me . . . Why don't women blink during foreplay? I said to him . . . They don't have time! He said to me. . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I said to him . . . We don't know - it has never happened. He said to me. . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends. I said. . .What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? He said . . . A widow. He said to me . . . Why are married women heavier than single women? I sa id to him . . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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flavorbuster	Jan 17 @ 7:41AM
	like the pot calling the kettle black
girlcountry	Jan 17 @ 8:33AM
	Ohhhhh! Are you ever in trouble!!
casuallylooking	Jan 17 @ 8:42AM
	Althought it's meant to be a joke,and many will most likely find them funny, the title surprises me.. Sounds to me like it's both of them. Unfortunately too many of these probably happen in real life........The last one especially being quite pitiful. Flavor has a point with his comment. just my opinion, nothing more....
rdsingle	Jan 17 @ 9:14AM
	Oh that hurt, mostly true, but hurts
Sunshine79	Jan 17 @ 11:30AM
	He said to me. . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror! I actually had to say this yesterday.....lol LOOK IN THE FREEZER, it's called DEFROST!! Then COOK!!! As if I'm like the only one in this fuckin' house that know how to use the stove....geez!
ladykendra	Jan 18 @ 12:37AM
GothicBIBeauty	Jan 11 @ 1:06PM
	Oh my God thats just what I needed today. Made me laugh thank you