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Why did Miss Piggy wash her pussy with lemons and honey? Because Kermitt likes Sweet and Sour Pork!

Why is it you can sue the tobacco company for cancer, and McDonalds for getting fat from eating their food but you can't sue beer/liquor companies for all the ugly people you have fucked?

Did you hear about Cinderella being upset because her pussy was turned into a pumpkin? She was ok after she met Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater.

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Sunshine79

Jan 14 @ 10:18AM  
LMAO especially about the beer/liquor comment!!
Wordsofwit

Jan 14 @ 11:49AM  
Why did Miss Piggy wash her pussy with lemons and honey? Because Kermitt likes Sweet and Sour Pork!

One night after a cast party where considerable amounts of liquor was consumed, Miss Piggy and Kermit wound up in her hotel room bed. The phone rang and Kermit answered it. It was her boyfriend wanting to speak with her. Kermit replied, "She is unable to talk right now, she has a frog in her throat."
max49

Jan 14 @ 11:52AM  
dmbchick420

Jan 14 @ 12:24PM  


Why is it you can sue the tobacco company for cancer, and McDonalds for getting fat from eating their food but you can't sue beer/liquor companies for all the ugly people you have fucked?

Yeah...why is that...because the way I see it, it's just as ridiculous as suing the tobacco companies and McDonalds!
onehornytoad69

Jan 15 @ 8:59AM  
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