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posted 1/13/2009 10:14:54 PM |
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Mrs. McGervey was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met
up with Father O'Flaherty.

The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. McGervey and
didn't I marry ye and yer hoosband 2 years ago?'
She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'

The Father asked, 'And be there any wee little ones yet?'

She r eplied, 'No, not yet, Father.'

The Father said, 'Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a
candle for ye and yer hoosband.'

She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father.' They then parted ways.

Some years later they met again. The Father asked, 'Well now, Mrs.
McGervey, how are ye these days?'

She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!' The Father asked, 'And tell me,
have ye any wee ones yet?'

She replied, 'O h yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in
all!'

The Father said, 'That's wonderful! How is yer lovin' hoosband doing?'

She replied, 'E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle


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casuallylooking

Jan 13 @ 10:25PM  
I guess once they figured out where the on swirch was, it became fully automatic and the off switch broke..
onehornytoad69

Jan 14 @ 6:40AM  
good one!
theSkwirl

Jan 14 @ 9:38AM  
Damn.. Ida shot me a priest somewhere near that third set of twins.
max49

Jan 14 @ 9:43AM  
AMEN!!!
Sunshine79

Jan 14 @ 10:25AM  
Holy Crap, I'd be on me way after 3 kids to blow out that damn candle!!!

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