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The creation of a pussy

posted 1/13/2009 8:05:32 PM |
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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, smart wth wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailer, tall and thin, using red velvet, he lined it within.

Forth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, he threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher, named Mcgee, he touched it and blessed it and said it would pee.

Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.

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Jan 13 @ 8:10PM  
A funny classic one!

Jan 13 @ 8:10PM  
good un

Jan 13 @ 8:14PM  
update..... comments automatically approved....

Jan 13 @ 8:24PM  
I think the pussy is a wonderful invention and what's attached to it is too.

Jan 13 @ 9:01PM  
So, since the preacher gave it the ability to pee, would you call it....Holy Water?!?

Jan 13 @ 9:35PM  
So, since the preacher gave it the ability to pee, would you call it....Holy Water?!?

LMAO!!! That's cute!

Jan 13 @ 9:55PM  
WOW did you know I was in the NAVY...

Jan 13 @ 9:59PM  
lol... no! I didn't know that.... so it was you that gave it that little name?!?!?

Jan 14 @ 12:01AM  
Oldie but goodie...

Jan 14 @ 12:38AM  
good one ..thx!

Jan 14 @ 1:33AM  
That made me horny!

Jan 14 @ 9:40AM  
AMEN (hiccup)

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