Borty VS. My Uncle Chester!!!! posted 1/13/2009 5:52:23 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse

hopon

Ya know....I got thinking just today, that our very own AMD Borty is similar to my Uncle Chet in many ways!!! (scary....I know)!!!

First off.....they are both HUGE pervs! Now don't get me wrong, that doesn't make them bad! Secondly, they both seem to have a fetish about panties! After all, I wonder who has secretly stolen the most??? Next, they both have that smirk on their face, that makes you wonder, if they have had their hand in the cookie jar!

Now......this is not the list in its entirety, but it sure is a damn good start!

Also, you must know that Uncle Chester.....really ISN'T my uncle. We just used to work together at the supermarket, and he was quite a bit older than me, so I just called him Unlce! After all, I couldn't have called him "my Daddy", because well.... then folks would have been talking and wagging their tongues about us for sure! I swear you pervs.....nothing ever happened between me and my Uncle Chet..... well..... except for sitting in his truck after work, and drinking beer!

Now, now.....back to my story...... so I just got thinking....what if Borty IS my Uncle Chet???

So Borty....you have been spotted......step away from the panties, and reveal the real you!!!!

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