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First grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having a problem with Harry.

She asked him, "Harry, what is your problem?" Harry said he was too
smart for the first grade - he had a sister in third grade and he
was smarter than she was so he should be in third grade, too. Ms.
Brooks finally had enough so took him to the principal's office.

Harry waited in an outer room while Ms. Brooks told the principal
of the problem.

The principal decided to give Harry a test and if he failed to answer
even one question he would stay in first grade. They called
Harry in and told him of their decision and Harry agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "Nine"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36"

On and on it went at the 3rd grade level and Harry answered
everything correctly. So the principal told Ms. Brooks Harry could
go in 3rd grade.

But, Ms. Brooks wanted to ask some questions.

Ms. Brooks: "Harry, what does a cow have four of and I only have 2?"
Harry replied: "Legs."

Brooks: What's in your pants that I don't have?"
Harry: "Pockets."

Brooks: "What do dogs do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."

Brooks: "What starts with a "C" and ends with a"T" is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains a thin whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."

Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft
and sticky?" At this the Principal's eye opened wide and before
he could stop the answer - Harry said, "Bubble gum."

Then Brooks said: "What does a man do standing up, women do sitting
down and dogs do standing on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."

Brooks: "What word starts with"F"and ends with "K" that means a lot
of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."

At that the principal heaved a sigh of relief and told Ms. Brooks,
"Put Harry in the 11th Grade, I got the last seven questions wrong

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onehornytoad69

Jan 11 @ 4:21PM  
good one!!!
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Jan 11 @ 5:54PM  

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